
r/FoodCrimes

Lemon Jello Hotdog Aspic
Used the hotdog water to make the lemon jello.
Failed attempt at eating an ice cream sandwich
My boyfriends ice cream sandwich came out like this for some reason yes he still ate it
I sometimes try to pick out the chocolate chips out of the chocolate chip cookies
This is definitely a crime
my lunch today- peanut butter and jelly sandwich with pickle! It's pretty good lol
Is it a crime.. I eat takis dipped in water with a piece of bread filled of mayo only
I got no pic of my crime I’m to embarrassed to show
subtle snack of pain
pickle hot sauce and Doritos spicy ranch dinamitas
What type of genre of cooking is this?
No skill, no love, no quality. 15€ for this ist scam
Old photo but I still eat kiwi this way. The thin skin snapping under your teeth and coarse little hairs in contrast to the juicy inside make for a stimulating snacking experience.
Yes I'm eating it in the middle of the night in bed with no napkin nor plate. It was one of those nights.
My last kiwi post caused a lot of divide, and there were a few suggestions for me to eat other things, such as potatoes, oranges, or human meat. So here is the orange I had in November of 2023.
Cheese pizza with peanut butter, bacon bits, and fried onions on top
Trying sardines with Cheerios and honey (recommended by u/salted_jerky)
it's honesty better than sardines alone.
I havnt had sardines in years and it appears I don't like them anymore. The Cheerios and honey make it less bad tbh. Would recommend trying if you like sardines 👍
Tuna, egg whites, ginger rice, sriracha
Random. But not too damn bad!! 😬
By mildly popular request, here is a follow-up to the 2023 gnawing on an orange experience, with the 2026 gnawing on an orange experience. Also playing Solitaire on my phone.
This orange turned out to be juicier than its brethren, which I had eaten earlier during the week, and so at some point I got a shot of orange juice straight to the left eyeball.
Banana with hard boiled eggs. It makes it taste sweet and desirable
Highly recommend