r/EnglishPumpkinParty

the many cat_hat(s) of nepeta:
*deep breath*

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canon compliant melon helmet (this is what it looks like in canon)

swim cap (looks like its made of rubber and sticks to her skull)

buck*t hat (a buck*t hat is like those things you wear when fishing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket\_hat )

bandana buccaneer (like those pirate headscarves)

half-dana (like the above but its folded down so you can see the top of her head. apparently called "bandana headbands")

folded fanatic (oddly specific but its like what the male pokémon sapphire protagonist wears https://pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Brendan)

flappy flap (like the og but with ear flaps)

longcat flaps (like the og but with SUPER LONG ear flaps)

hoodie helm (the hood of a hoodie that i guess attatches to her coat(?))

pom pom teasers (like flappy flap/longcat flaps, except theres little pom poms on a string at the end! how cute!)

elf pom (pom pom on the tippy top of her cat)

kitty ears (MOSTLY humanstuck. basically, it has kitty ears on top. i have seen troll nep wearing this and i think her horns went inside the cat ear pockets)

beanie baby (beanies! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beanie\_(seamed\_cap) )

frumpy helm (beanie but way way less form or structure. reminds me in a way of what jerann mussel (act 3 hiveswap troll) wears)

gondola stache (https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/gondola for the forhead part. almost like a slight bill)

furrocious fuzz (fluffy! fuzzy! lots of fur and would probably suck to get wet)

dynamic daggermouth (on the forhead part, insead of a gentle curve its jagged in a W shape)

kitty cap (like kitty ears? i dont really remember this one too much or my reasoning behind it)

ushankat hat (i believe in ушанка cat_hat supremacy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ushanka )

wrap around headhug (like that thing you imagine 50s housewives wearing or how the people in older cartoons used to wear toothache bandages)

I don't think I've seen ANY other fandom do this. Even at their most critical Homestuck fans will act like the writing is less bad than it actually is. What kind of fandom wide stockholm syndrome is this?