Our newborn daughter is being a real c-word
That's right, a cranky sue.
(Her mother and I have used this quote way too often lately.)
u/terpdon — 6 hours ago
r/30ROCK
30 Rock predicted Iran invasion
Ok, it’s not exactly a prediction or really that far-fetched, but Liz’s warning to Jack in the extremely funny opening segment of S2E6 - “Don’t get peer pressured into invading Iran.” - is on par with some of The Simpson’s political predictions.
u/grubsnart — 11 hours ago
are you familiar with Japanese “moe” relationships?
Objects are made by men and used for may purposes. But we never LOVE objects.
But can we take them to Texas Roadhouse for a nice steak dinner??
u/burnsides413 — 11 hours ago
Jenna: I don't have time for that Liz, I have to do press for the new gritty adaptation of Hungry Hungry Hippos. I play Dr. Sistine Milton-Bradley, hippo specialist, before she's fed to the green hippo by my husband Professor Hasbro, played by Jonathan Majors.
youtube.comu/TraverseTown — 5 hours ago
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Fake Out Character Intros
I can think of a couple of times where Liz goes to meet a new character, but first thinks somebody radically different is them - Oswald and Dr. Drew, and that guy and her agent Simon. Are there any more of these?
u/thenewjuniorexecutiv — 6 hours ago
Just noticed this picture in the credits of Kidney now
Young Tina Fey meeting Elvis Costello! So cute!
u/leijahart — 20 hours ago
Emily Dickinson Litter - Update 3
Emily Dickinson, EMILY DICKINSON's last litter is just over 2 weeks old now. Everyone's eyes are open. Weights are: Toofer 10.6 oz, Lizard 10.7, Grizz 10.5 and Tracy 11! They're very wiggly and hard to get good pics of. Toofer actually purred a bit when I rubbed their belly today. They're going to start exploring at some point. Will keep watching for hawks.
Also Toofer has requested the deutsche grammophon box set for an opera sketch. Can anybody hook them up?
u/RGQcats — 11 hours ago
Sheinhardt wig company has done it again
Rare bright orange shark discovered in Costa Rica - BBC Newsround https://share.google/GvIY6BSwR6Gjmj7FH
u/yesIcould — 18 hours ago
“It’s just Bev, Liz; my mother died while naming me.”
u/ExpertPicture5160 — 15 hours ago
But when one sense goes away, the others make up for it. I have an *incredible* sense of touch
I feel an old Jack-o-lantern from last Halloween
u/Beautiful-Bake — 16 hours ago
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You've got cheesy blasters
At work today, and no one understands why I asked where MeatCat was
u/Yllekalletor1 — 13 hours ago
It's in my contract that I only play blondes, non-Irish redheads, or bald sex robots
u/terkistan — 18 hours ago
Got a warning from reddit that they might ban my account for hate-speech. It was a 30 Rock quote.
It's not "handmade in USA," it's pronounced "hahnd-made in Oosa." The Hand people are a Vietnamese slave tribe, and USA is their island prison.
u/Sophia--Petrillo — 1 day ago
Nancy Donovan. East Sadchester High School Class of '76
u/BadgersAndJam77 — 1 day ago