u/zech65

“THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WIN THE DRAFT LOTTERY? WHAT A SICK JOKE!”
“I SHOULD’VE KNOWN IT WAS RIGGED! THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!”
“ALL THOSE YEARS OF FIRST-ROUND EXITS—AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS?”
“YOU’RE TELLING ME A TEAM JUST HAPPENS TO JUMP THE ODDS LIKE THAT? NO! THEY ORCHESTRATED IT!”
“THEY LET MARNER WALK—AND I SAVED THEM! I SHOULDN’T HAVE!”
“AND THEY GET A GENERATIONAL PICK? WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN?”
“THEY’LL NEVER CHANGE! EVER SINCE ‘67—ALWAYS THE SAME!”
“COULDN’T WIN A CUP, BUT NOT OUR LEAFS—COULDN’T BE PRECIOUS LEAFS!”