u/yuricats

One simple question:

Who has been publishing this book for the past 10 to 20 to 30 thousand years???? If it's an organization, then which nation(s) have been backing them for so long? How are they so widespread? Why do [Historians] not desperately try to search for Tales of Adventure and Woe <10 000 or even <20 000? In the modern world something dating back that long would be sought after by literally everyone alive.

And when are the Horns going to get their story in the newest ToAaW?

OR THE SIXTEEN MONTHS OF THE YEAR

ALSO WE DON'T KNOW IF LEAP YEARS EXIST

Jexishe the friendly creler was very sad today. She'd been very hungry, and when she went to an inn, that stupid innkeeper had screamed and tried to kick her out! The big white rat and the red haired human girl were tasty enough though, but talk about rudeness! And then after she left, a bunch of stupid adventurers had tried to kill her! She wiped the floor with all of them, and that bug thing was really tasty, but she was still feeling really really sad.

Moping inside of the city, she decided that she wanted to find a nice host to put some eggs into, and then maybe go into a hundred year long slumber. Problem was, there weren't many people to be found, and when she did, she just lost control of herself and ate them. So overall it was a pretty crummy day. That was when she found a woman flying overhead. She tossed her some light thingy, but it broke against her tough hide.

"Hey sexy mama" she said, "was that a gift for me? Cause I wanna give you a gift as well ;)"

The level 69 [Runner of many sexual exploits. Lesbian of great renown] blinked, and without missing a beat threw some ice statue into a nearby garbage can. She then snatched some green buzzy thing that was flying near her and slided up to the creler.

"Here, have a snack, I know you guys are really hungry a lot of the time." she said

Jexishe bit down, and she had never tasted something so wonderful! After crushing it into a million pieces and digesting greedily, she picked up the runner. The girl was so soft! And she realized that she was also extremely beautiful up close.

"Hey... is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

The runner pulled out her machine gun, and said, "Well, I don't give technology out very often, but you seem trustworthy, here, I even had this designed so that crelers could hold and use it"

The creler blushed, and proceeded to kiss her passionately. In the process she finally inserted some eggs into her.

"Oh, that's very direct... My name's Ryoko. Ryoko Griffin."

"Pleased to meet you Ryoko, but I'm afraid that I have to go now."

"Wait! Come back! Please!"

But the creler had already fled. Leaving the [Runner of Rule], level 34, crying.

[Runner of Lesbianisms Level 100!]

[Immunity: Poison Obtained!]

[Infinite Power Obtained!]

It cannot be a coincidence here. Fraerlings are related to the Gnomes, who were famously very technologically advanced. Time is different in different worlds, as seen with 80 years in the space world = 1 day in the faerie world = 1 innworld day. And just the name, Paba is good at not having two names be very similar.

So, crackpot theory: Some of the gnomes discovered dimensional travel, they left to the space world and they had their kids there. Its been like a gazillion Space years to the like 100 thousand inn years that its been, so all the space aliens are just gnome descendants. Like a human would be to a cambrian bug.