My cheat day
Every Monday, I look forward to Saturday night.
Why? It's my one cheat meal of the week. Imagine: 11 pm on a Saturday. My place is quiet. The roads are quiet. Everyone's asleep. All I hear is my cats.
I get into bed and put on a horror movie, with a 9oz doritos bag next to me. Sometimes, it's Tapatio flavor, but usually it's xtra flaming hot flavor.
I start watching the movie and know exactly when to rip open the fresh bag of my doritos. I've done this so many times that I've found the best time: 30-45 minutes into the movie.
I keep eyeing the Doritos bag while I wait to reach this timestamp on the movie. My hunger grows as I get more intrigued by the movie I put on. Usually, the movie is around 90-120 minutes. That gives me a good 60-90 minutes to finish the 9oz bag. Yes, the entire bag.
That's my Saturday night.