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Cherry Marshmallowz - 4.2/5

Opening the bag, the pungency was decent but it’s not full the room loud. From first smell you can smell the cream cherry with some doughy funky gas, it really reminds me of playdoh. When you breakup the nug that cherry sweet funk starts to show. From nose to taste the accuracy and flavour translation is pretty good. From the initial burn you get that spicy cream cherry gas on the inhale and you get that gas funk that has some sweet on the aftertaste. Halfway through the joint that sweet cherry just creeps up. It does start to get that chalk taste after the halfway point, and worse at the end. Smoothness was great, no itch no cough.

Tea Time #7 - 3.8/5 (needs repeating, using an earlier batch)

Dispensary gave me a 5 month old batch.

Opening the bag the pungency was not good, you really have to put your nose close to the bud to smell anything. That sweet cream floral was still present but very muted, you can also smell that gas funk. From nose to taste, I didn’t have high hopes but it still taste good. You get that spicy creamy inhale and that sweet floral spice that lingers in the mouth. Thats only in the beggining unfortunately, it does start to get that chalk taste the more you puff. Towards the end it’s very muted and just chalk flavour. The bud was somewhat smooth, it does leave an itch on the throat. Potency was the real star of the show, for a 5 month old batch it has a kick to it. I would really love to smoke this when it’s at its peak.

I need to find a fresh/somewhat fresh batch of Tea Time #7, if anyone knows where I could find a jar I would really appreciate it. #weedneedsexpirationdate

4.2/5

Opening the bag, the pungency was decent but it’s not full the room loud. From first smell you can smell the cream cherry with some doughy funky gas, it really reminds me of playdoh. When you breakup the nug that cherry sweet funk starts to show. From nose to taste the accuracy and flavour translation is pretty good. From the initial burn you get that spicy cream cherry gas on the inhale and you get that gas funk that has some sweet on the aftertaste. Halfway through the joint that sweet cherry just creeps up. It does start to get that chalk taste after the halfway point, and worse at the end. Smoothness was great, no itch no cough.

Tenzo - watermelon zkittlez x tahoe hydro og

3.7/5

Opening the bag, you immediately get hit with that sweet mango fruity smell. You can smell a little floral gas when you put your nose close to the bud. The best way I could describe this smell is those powdered ice tea that you mix with water. It specifically reminds me of the mango flavor for the tang brand. From nose to smell, it could get a lot better. The flavour translation just isn’t there, it feels like a diet version of what it could be. From the first puff you get that mango terp inhale and that earthy floral gas on the exhale. The flavour started to get better halfway through the joint. That super sweet mango terp really shined. Smoothness could be better as it was a little harsh during the smoke. Potency was alright, not good but also not bad. If this strain was done better it could be one of my top 5’s when it comes to terp profiles.

Simple Pleasures - zkittlez x watermelon

2.9/5

Bag opening, the pungency wasn’t there. When you put your nose close to the bud you get that sweet earthy fruit, although there is a hay-ish smell that lingers. As well as being crunchy on the outside and a little sticky on the inside. The buds in this bag were smalls and extra-smalls.
From nose to taste, it’s not that good. From first burn you get that sweet cream candy on the inhale as well as the exhale, but there’s also that earthy gas that follows. The more you puffed the more that chalky taste starts to takeover. Halfway through the joint it was barely any sweet and just pure chalk taste. Smoothness could do alot better, it’s very harsh and it does leave an itch on the throat. (This weed was a year old unfortunately, hopefully I can try a recent batch. Maybe the score can change). Did not finish the joint before it was put out.

3/5

This was good but it wasn’t great. Opening the tube there was little to no smell, you really have to put it close to your nose to smell grassy diesel. The roll felt a little loose so I packed it in more. Initial burn was good, there was a very loud diesel tone with a little sweetness on the exhale. The more you puffed the worse the minerality gets. When it got to the rosin the taste was already chalky. The best way to describe it is, the smell and taste of shatter smoked out of 2 knives. There’s a pronounce diesel in there but it gets muted every hit. The chalk overpowers with a lingering grassy taste. Smoothness could be better, it leaves this spicy itch harsh feeling on the throat and the nostrils. The potency was great, it couch locked me, I smoked this with a friend and he was out. The joint canoeing might’ve been user error, but in my defence it was smoked inside the car with the windows up, and it was lit with a perfect cherry using a torch lighter, I even waited 10 seconds before the succc.

5 big booms for this one 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

Opening the bag, it immediately fills the room with loud gas. The smell is a very loud fermented fruit with some grape-ish diesel funk. Nose to taste translation did not disappoint. You can really taste that fruit fermentation with the spicy diesel terps. Most joints usually get chalky and muted during the end, but this never lost the flavour even adding a hint of sweetness at the end. It’s not my favourite terp profile but it how it performed negates that.
The smoothness of the burn was A1, not a cough or an itch on the throat. Flavour was accurate and flavourful with terp complexity that’s hard to describe but you’ll understand when you try this strain. The potency was decent but it’s still good, it just didn’t knock me off my feet.

3.9/5

Very pungent, I opened it and it filled the room. Smell wise, it has that creamy candy sweet with that gas undertone. Flavour translation from nose to taste was great, you can really taste that sweet cream (pause),
its candy leaning but that gassiness comes out on the exhale. The flavour was amazing on the first half of the joint while it gave some chalky taste after the other half. Potency was good but it wasn’t great either. I deducted a 0.1 for the seed.

3.7/5 no big booms for this one. Should’ve read the reviews first before.

Initial smell is the spicy earth terps from the black rose, you can smell a little sweetness on the breakdown. This batch was dry for me, it grinded like dust while I’m looking for the kinetic sand texture.

Smoothness could be better, it leaves a little itch on the throat. Flavour translation is good, the taste is mandarin sunset leaning with the sweet orange peel zest terps. Purity could be better, it has a hint of chalk that gets worse through the duration of the smoke.

This burned extremely smooth, not a single cough was produced. From the nose the terps were jumping out, citrus diesel with a sweet pine undertone, but the diesel gas really stands out. The translation from the smell to the taste was great, the sweet diesel on the inhale and a creamy gas mouth coat. All the terps were translating well with very minimal chalk taste. Flavour intensity was good on the beginning but the taste gets muted towards the end with some mineral background taste. This is a great strain if you want to taste something complex with great combustion. Very sticky I had to wear gloves for the breakdown.

3.8/5 ⭐️