u/threemileallan

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If Portland has the Fire Pit, GS has Valhalla, what should your team have?

Chicago should have the Sky Zone, the indoor trampoline park, lmao

Storm should be the ThunderDome. (Legit, I think it should be, no joke)

Fever could be Gary (whats scarier than Gary, Indiana)

Sparks could have the Traffic Jam

What are some of the ideas you guys have for your teams? Real and joke suggestions welcome!

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u/threemileallan — 4 days ago

I am not sure about you all, but as a fan I feel like I almost dont want to root for this team!

Even though I want for it to work out, I am skeptical, AND I have seen it all before!

You know what it is?

We are the fucking KID of a single mom who has brought home a new "DAD" every fucking year for the past five years.

We want it to work out, we are skeptical of every new Dad, AND JUST AS WE LET OUR GUARD DOWN and get attached, OUR MOMMA MOVES ON TO A NEW BOY TOY.

Whyyyy?

Momma WHAT IS YOU DOIN??

Anyway, thats how I feel. How about you all?

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u/threemileallan — 9 days ago

Rickea and Lattiimore are body mirror twins. They have same build. Same beautiful skin tones. Both wear the same head band. Similar hairstyle. Both wear one leg sleeve. Both have a single digit jersey number.

Ill be honest its really tough to discren them on the screen. Even their gait is the same!

I had to resort to figuring out that Rickea was wearing blue shoes and Lattimore was wearing pink. Thats not gunna work to identify them going forward! Also it doesnt help that their hairstyle covers their name and number.

WCIU we need more than 480i resolution to figure out who is who

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u/threemileallan — 19 days ago