u/theoxfordtailor

Due to technical difficulties, today's starting lineup will be a text:

1. Ronald José Acuña Blanco Jr. (RF) - La Bestia! Our leadoff 40/70 legend who's set to explode at any moment.
2. Drake Randall Baldwin (C) - The young Rookie of the Year phenom who just can't stop hitting!
3. Matthew Kent Olson (1B) - A golden god with a golden glove
4. Michael Austin Riley (3B) - The opposite field is Austin's favorite field
5. Ozhaino Jurdy Jiandro Albies (2B) - Second base, batting switch, and really likes fish
6. Michael Machion Harris II  (CF) - Hates walks, but he's getting over it. Oh and he's red hot
7. Dominic David Rene Smith (DH) - The bargain bin find we turned into an unstoppable juggernaut!
8. Jorge Luis Mateo (SS)- Faster than a speeding bullet
9. Michael Andrew Yastrzemski (LF) - We call him alphabet soup

And on the bump is the man carrying the second lowest ERA in all of baseball: Bryce Elder!