u/thebootyslayer69420

Hehe boiiiii fawk u talm bout some fenty pack. Off dat George Washington kush boiiiii. Shii i was out here wit George Buford and Cole Bennett and we was filmin an underground bandlab musical special on foenem. Naw forreal doe, they was tellin me I could get signed by Johnny Depp's record label. I didn't even know that guy RAPPED! Deadass tho I'm mad excited. One of my sons said I was delusional but I said fuck nah George Buford a real one he aint ever lied to me forreal. Ayo shoutout to the big C.B. and the big G.B. forreal doe. Ngl dis fenty pack so crazy I started folding like I was JFK guzzling Marilyn Monroe juices. Insects crawling all over my skin I have to rip it off

Genuinely fucking tired of this shit. Me and my new girlfriend moved in together and I guess she has brainrot humor or something, I'm not really caught up on media, but I'm in my 30s and she's in her high 20s. High 20s. She's CONSTANTLY bumping "phonk". It's this shit like 12 year olds listen to. Turkish phonk. Brazillian phonk. Whatever phonk. It's 11PM at night, and I'm trying to sleep, and she's bumping PHONK. I hate it. Whenever I tell her to stop, she says "But it's tuff though" and I'm like "But it's 11PM jackass". Anyway, zero clue what to do. Not like I can really break up with her. Breaking up with someone over "phonk" sounds ridiculous but I dunno. Either way, I'm tired of this phonk shit already.