u/thebesttoaster

So... yeah. I'm a younger millenial at 32 years old. I've had butt issues since forever: the occasional hard poop, the occasional bleeding...

I decided to get it checked. I figured the doctor would examine me and I would be prescribed some ointment and more water.

During the rectal exam the doctor said I had a lump in my upper rectum. Colonoscopy and MRI later, I might have cancer.

Get checked, guys. Butt cancer is the doom of our generation.