Reparations from tRump’s new fund for victims of Biden’s misdeeds: Sign up now!
So, I’ve been thinking. According to the current President, Joe Biden was the worst President in history and the country and everyone in it suffered irreparable damages and harms. Right? Well, I’m an American and according to tRump Biden really messed things up for me. Thus I believe that I (not to mention every other American) am entitled to significant reparations under the terms of the new 1.8 billion dollar fund set up to compensate victims of Biden era injustices and injuries. (All that inflation and degradation and decline caused by Biden TOTALLY affected me and my loved ones and harmed us so badly, etc. etc.). So wouldn’t it be appropriate and fitting if I (and millions of other aggrieved citizens) showed up and applied for rightly deserved reparations? Of course, one can imagine how all those millions of applications might gum up and slow down the system for adjudicating and distributing those reparations. I mean, wouldn’t it be really unfortunate and sad if all of us victims of the Biden administration had to wait and wait and wait for our just deserts because the system were overwhelmed by a massive flood of applications? How do we all apply?