Midlane experience (when playing against) tier list
Tier 0:
Akshan - ADC evelynn with yasuo level lane bullying. Go fuck yourself
Brand - the most vile and degenerate mage ever. Does not matter if he feeds or ints. Zones you for existing in lane with E
Mel - auto aim reflect. Might bring out the chud in me
Naafiri - ya so half health with two ability in lane with speedy vlad pool please get allergic reaction to water
Tier 1:
Zoe -
LB - pounds you in lane, but also abuses the low iq of junglers and gets them to flame you for not following her. Most interesting tier 1 to fight at least cuz theyre thinking i guess
Malzahar - piggy for jungler on ult cooldown. You are not valid (unless you want to counterpick katarina or something. But im not playing that shit so fuck you)
TF - survive till one item then one shot wave with Q and abuse ego and low IQ of my teammates with ult. Youre not that smart
Smoulder - merc tread abuser. Has jungler piggy if you play correctly vs him then you lose game
Katarina - infinite skill ceiling and mobility but whiniest most obnoxious community and players ever. Also abuse bot lane low IQ for free win
Tristana - so pragmatic and shameless that I have some respect for them but one mistake and I die randomly lvl 3
Zoe - same for tristana except she can also be useful for her team and requires some brainpower. At least the tristana players will admit theyre carried by their champion
Gangplank - ur WACK
Junglers - effective slaves "damn this guy is trying to win. Fuck that guy"