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Yesyesyesyesyes… If you hate to shower and have an extra couple of thousand dollars burning a hole in your pocket, have I got the place for you. New York’s Hottest Club is WrestleMania 42!

Show promoter Hunter Hurst Helmsley-McMahon has done it again. Located between an acre of overpriced gift shops and a state of the art stadium, this byproduct of corporate thinking will have you wondering, “WHAT?” over and over.

This place has everything:

Demons

Ladders

Samoans

A BLIMP.

And, look over there, is that a 5 star match? NO. It’s a bunch of ads and a 25 minute documentary about a racist Florida man.

And don’t forget to check out the Mini Curse-hausens.

What’s a Mini Curse-hausen?

It’s that thing where a bunch of little people dress up like goofy vampires and punch you in the balls!