Dear John,
I hope life is treating you well. Magnificently well. But here’s the problem, it’s not. You worked in finance right? So you know that you are functioning at levels below your optimal threshold for output delivery in the realm of edm and dance. What a tragedy.
But I get it, I really do, life brings you down like a post-lunch break at your 9-5 and absolutely and irrevocably tears you apart.
But I won’t let this happen. No. Not I. Of all people, Victoria Huguet will ensure that you get back to that ravemaxxing optimal threshold so you can be at Breakaway Atlanta 2026 and EDC LV.
I don’t know how. But I will, if it takes me performing some high level crazy witchy shit for your immune system to fight back whatever fucked up shit you got going in that schnozz of yours. You can count on me.
But I need you too to count on yourself! Because I too have been sucked into the world of data analysis and seeing you at Breakaway ATL is saving me from smashing my computer through a brick wall.
I write this as I am currently data entrying (yeah ik not a word) neither is pwemium, for my master’s summer Econ project. Look, I’m gonna get straight to the point, I met this guy in the program who also happens to share a love for the rave scene and all things house, wubz, and techno. But we share something ever bigger in common, a fond appreciation for YOUR WORK IN THIS FIELD. To have the opportunity to see you live at Breakaway would push us even harder to develop some of the best findings in our final project. We can’t do this without you Mr. Schuster.
Fuck Samantha and all those fake ass bitches, don’t let the simulation take you down. Thanks for all your time and consideration, I’m looking forward to hearing back from you.
Best,
Victoria Huguet
M.S. Econ FSU