Well that’s a first
I’ve had 3 knocks in the first year. First was at a park around 11:50am when I was just getting ready to leave. Just a city worker letting me and a couple others parked that he had to close the gate to the park. Second was at a PF I was hitting regularly. Knocked 3 different times around 2am. Finally announced himself as a police officer. I never flinched and he eventually drove away. I left shortly after. 3rd time I had overnighted up a canyon and didn’t realize it was no overnight parking. 2 sheriff deputies came up at like 10am just “making sure I was okay” Informed me there was no overnight parking but that they didn’t care.
Now just tonight, I’m parked up in my usual spot. Smoke a couple bowls and crawl back into bed. Lo and behold a semi starts parking on the street in front of me. A minute or two after I hear him pulling in trying to reverse park in front of me; BOOM. Mother fucker backs up into my van. I jumped up in my front seat in my underwear and tried to figure out what to do. Put my shorts on and got out and went up and knocked on his window. I know he felt it. Never answered. Got back in my van and pulled around to the front and laid on my horn and flashed my lights until he came out from hiding. Thankfully it’s just a small dent on my front bumper so I told him to give me $100. Fucking A though. This life is a journey.