
u/smarjorie

POV: you are a merchant, and I just sold you gear until you ran out of gold
A request for the mods - when the stickied post is updated for the next day's puzzle, can we leave the previous one stickied below it?
Example, right now, it's only 6pm on the east coast (so only 3 pm in other parts of the country) and the current days puzzle thread is already gone from the sub in place of tomorrow's. Now I'm aware this is a very minor gripe, but I find it mildly annoying to have to go to the shortzbot's profile to find today's thread. Reddit allows for two stickied posts, can we just leave both of them up?
Extra gems from No Stone Unturned
After a decade of playing this game I finally completed everyone's favorite quest for the first time. Now, after going through one single dungeon after completing it, I ended up with 15-30 gems of each type. Thousands and thousands of septims worth of them in one quick trip. At first I was like, "awesome!" Went to the nearest shop. Sold two of them and they were out of money. Punched em in the face and reset their inventory. Sold two more. Did it again. Sold two more. then I realized that I still had, like, 90 gems left. And now I'm starting to think that this isn't a blessing at all. This is like some horribly ironic Greek tragedy about the greed of man. I have all these gems, and to take advantage of them would take hours and hours of time in which I could be doing something actually fun in this game. I already have 250,000 gold in my inventory that I can't even spend on anything. I own every single house. I own as much gear and potions and soul gems as I could ever need. And yet here I am, punching the nice lady in Bits and Pieces over and over and over again, wondering the entire time why I'm doing it.
I can't find the paralyze spell anywhere
According to every source online, Tolfdir is supposed to have the paralyze spell for sale once you reach level 70 alteration. However I am at level 100 and he still doesn't have it, only the "paralysis rune" spell. Anyone know why, or where else I can find it?
I can't seem to find a definitive answer on this. I know there are some ways to get some (very slow) health regen in survival, and there's nothing in the game that *says* veggie soup works any differently, but it doesn't seem to actually do anything.
Here are some key points:
* Wilmer Flores is not currently on a major league team
* The Mets offense is terrible
* He has always hit lefties well and would probably be better than Tommy Pham or that other guy they just signed whose name I already forgot
* He is a top-10 most beloved Met of all time, and bringing him back would give us fans something to care about
* he's probably washed up but who cares. It's our baby boy. Bring him home