u/sir_are_a_Baboon_too

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The existence of "Sweet Caroline", means that through the use of the continuum transfunctioner. We should also have "Dude Caroline".

u/sir_are_a_Baboon_too — 6 days ago

Barton Dock Road. I'd avoid Junction 9 and Park Way for a bit. I mean, I'd avoid them anyway, but ... y'know.

Also the Met runs along the road infront of the hotel and pub.

u/sir_are_a_Baboon_too — 8 days ago

Picture 1 : Old speeds then jump
Picture 2 : Current speeds after jump

Recently posted in another sub about finally finding my 5G mobile internet routers sweet-spot. However, I can FINALLY get a hardline internet connection at my flat.

Still got another year left on the Sim contract, so for budgetary reasons I would be going with the entry FTTP package, and only getting 119 down and 19 up. Once affordable with not paying for 2 Internets, I'd go up to the 944 down and 110 up package.

But with these pictured speeds. Should I just wait another year, and go straight to the Gig FTTP package? Feel like a proper rock and hard place. Speed is good and consistent now. But mobile internet is fickle etc...

In that other year of waiting, there is a separate company that could be in our area by then. Symmetrical 1Gig for the same price. My mother has this other service at her place, and it truly is consistently that speed. It's insanely good.

In before anybody asks. Sorry, those Mobile 5G speeds are because I'm not actually rural. I'm just kinda in this weird landlocked shituation. River to the south, ship canal to the west and north, motorway to the east and north (they intersect), rail cutting through the middle. The copper exchange is full, guessing because it was put in when it was all single family units, and a bunch of flats now exist. So getting the permission to dig up the only access roads, must also be a nightmare. Phone signal hella good though, go figure.

u/sir_are_a_Baboon_too — 13 days ago

Male, about to turn 36
Start : 190kg
Current : 165kg
Height : 6'2"/187.5cm
Waist : Not got a tape measure to hand, but currently rocking 46" waist trousers with a belt. Down from 50". Worn on my hips, not up by the belly, there is a larger circumference there.
Build : Strongman on a very long bulk 🥴.

I feel like the figures I'm seeing online of 95kg are unrealistic for me. I'm very broad shouldered with the average apparently around 22". Whereas I am around 25.5". Size 13Uk flat and wide feet (the one with toes, not the measurement, but yeh, my feet are over a foot long). You get the picture, Biggun/Chungus/Absolute Unit, with the last being subjective.

Going to see my GP again in a few months (scheduled checkin), so I'll ask her for more guidance then. Previously she hasn't given me a goal/target, just "lose it" and "here's some ways to do so in a healthy way".

But for real. A cursory glance online is all for regular "average" human measurements. Feel like the only things average about me, are my penis and IQ. How do you interpret "averages" when you're in the highest percentiles for a bunch of your other measurements???

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u/sir_are_a_Baboon_too — 17 days ago