Suburban God-fearing housewives on Easter and every other day
u/shotsfordays — 2 hours ago
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So, Pahtnah, we come back in three day, huh?
u/shotsfordays — 2 hours ago
You got a bad memory, Beansie. I'll be back in 3 days.
u/shotsfordays — 1 day ago
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A: She was a hoo-wer. B: She hit me. C: That wasn't my glove she was carrying.
u/shotsfordays — 2 days ago
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When the hooker is having second thoughts about tossing my salad:
u/shotsfordays — 2 days ago
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What the fuck? He shit! Jesus, what's wrong with you?! He stepped in it!
u/shotsfordays — 3 days ago
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'cause Cinnamon said that kitten went into the toilet and ate some human shit?
u/shotsfordays — 3 days ago
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I stick meowtherfucking anchovies in my socks at night so it smells like your sister's crotch in the meowning!
u/shotsfordays — 3 days ago
Who's that squeaking here? Is somebody squeaking?
u/shotsfordays — 3 days ago
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When a Sopranos circlejerker posts in another non-Sopranos subr*ddit
u/shotsfordays — 4 days ago
I could bury my post in those fucking upvotes
u/shotsfordays — 4 days ago