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Listener Summary: You’ve had a crush on your coworker’s awkward, shy roommate ever since your first meeting. You ask your crafty coworker to help you get closer to your crush, so she insists that you plan a hiking trip for the three of you. Little did you know, she’d cancel last minute and leave you on your own to look after your very anxious crush! 

This script has about 1733 words, excluding [cues/action lines].

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My Script Rules:

It’s okay to use this script for monetization on Youtube and/or Patreon as long as I am credited in the video description. (No gate-keeping, har har!)

DO credit me for the use of this script in your video description: u/reallyriahscripts
and please share a link with me to give your art a good listen.

NO A.I. voices for my scripts! (Sorry, not sorry.) I want to hear YOUR beautiful voices instead.

Minor edits to the script may be made, including the changing of pronouns and tones, though if you’d like a version with a different gender/pronoun dynamic then you could also let me know and I would be happy to make one.

The [cues/action lines] are mostly only suggestions and work to help the VA set the tone and energy of the script. They may be modified to your own ingenuity, though you may possibly do so at your own demise.

If you end up wanting another part made for a script of mine that you’ve recorded, just let me know and I’ll work on one to match up to the tone of the first part you’ve created.

I’m likely to adjust rules as issues come to my attention, but if in doubt, please just give me an ask. 

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The Script:

[Optional SFX: Outdoor, nature sounds.]

[Shy greeting.]

Hello there… I’m not too late or anything am I? I know you wanted to meet up pretty early today, but I’m sorry to say that my roommate actually had to cancel last minute because she’s feeling a bit under the weather.

Yeah, she got pretty sick, though funny enough, she’s blaming it on all the sick care scripts she’s been working on lately… heh heh… Oh, and she said not to worry! And that I’m supposed to tell you that you’re…welcome?

So uh, yeah, looks like you’re just stuck with me now…Is that gonna’ be okay? [The listener looks them over and asks about their choice of clothing for the trip.]

Oh! Uh yes, this is what I’m wearing…why?
No really, is something wrong with it?! Right, sorry… to be honest, I’ve never gone hiking with anyone before. Like ever. 

[They shiver.] 
Gee, that brisk morning air is a little chilly though, isn’t it? 

What- is that for me? A spare jacket? Are you sure I can use it though? I don’t want it to be a problem… I guess it was kinda' dumb not to bring one with me…I just saw that it would be hot later today so I spaced it. 

Okay, thanks… [Sniffs.] whoa, it smells kinda' good- what kind of dryer sheets do you use anyway? Wait, was that a weird question? 
It was, huh? I’m sorry, uh…you have met me, right? I don’t get out much, sometimes I say weird things…

It’s kinda' just something I do…

My shoes? They should be alright, I think… I just bought them for this hike. They’re supposed to be trail shoes.

No, it’s okay, I was excited to get them so… it’s fine. They weren’t that expensive. I got a few other things to bring along too, just in case… ya know, like a first aid kit, some snacks, uh… a water bottle. 

See? I’m not entirely hopeless am I? [Chuckles.] 
Anti-bug balm? Uh…no, I uh… didn’t get any of that. You’ll let me use some of yours? Thanks… where does it go?

Oh, right! Duh… heh heh… I’ll just… there. 
The back of my neck too? Okay… and this is actually gonna keep bugs away from me, right? Good good… 

Now what’s that? Sunblock… wow, yeah… it’s a good thing you know what you’re doing for this whole hiking adventure because I was not prepared. [Nervously chuckles.]

[Speaker startles.]
Whoa, hey- what’s up? Why’re you so close? You wanted to put some on my face for me? Uhh…sure… that-that’ll be good. I mean fine. It’ll be fine… uh…hold still? Sure, I can do that. Eh…it’s cold. Thanks.

Okay, now that that’s done, do you think we have everything we need now? Ready to go? Great, I’ll let you lead the way then… 

[Optional SFX: Outdoor and walking sounds.]

So this is what they call the “great outdoors” huh? 
There sure are a lot of weeds out here, and trees…probably poison ivy. Do you go out on this trail often? My roommate did say you love to hike. 

She also said that you particularly requested my presence on the hike trip today. [The listener is a bit flustered all of a sudden.]

Whoa, it’s okay! Sorry, I- I wasn’t trying to embarrass you or anything… I was just surprised that you’d want to hang out with me…
Ya know, beyond my usual awkward company when I attended those after-work social gatherings.

I gotta' say, if anyone had asked me back then when I first met you…if I thought I’d ever be out hiking alone with you…deep in these woods… I would have said they were crazy. And yet, somehow, here we are. [Chuckles.] 

Then again, you were probably just being polite, right? So thanks for inviting me out here with you today. Even though I’m not really the outdoorsy type, I can see why you like it out here.

There’s a sort of peace… when you ignore the bugs, and the physical exertion… or the potential threat of running into some kinda’ rabid animal, …or maybe even a bear.

Oh, there’s no bears out here? Well that’s a relief… 

Um wait… what’s that? A chu-Chupacabra? 
Okay but wait, what is that? I’ve heard of them before, but I thought they were just myths? 

You’re just messing with me right? Come on…you can’t do that to me out here. 
[Suddenly a bug buzzes past.]
Ack! WHAT WAS THAT? Did you see it?! That thing was huge!

What if it comes back? Haha, you’ll protect me? Really?
Now I know you’re messing with me.

[They walk on in silence for a moment, the speaker nearly stumbling and barely dodging a whipping tree branch.]

So um… why did you want me to come out with you today? As you can see, I’m kind of a wimp about all this wilderness stuff. 
I’m just overly anxious anyway, and I feel like I make a boring companion. I’m sure you know other people who are way more outgoing and entertaining than me. 

That doesn’t bother you? Oh… 
Well yeah… I still came out here because I… wanted to learn more about you, I guess… 

Haha, I don’t know if that makes me brave or just stupid. 
You’re probably just feeling obligated to say those things anyway… you don’t have to…I know I’m a bit pathetic, and I can be annoying.

Oh-sorry, am I upsetting you now? 

Hmm? Repeat after you?
I’m… not pathetic… I’m not stupid… I’m…kind, and interesting. Eh…
[Bashful.]
Hey, stop, I’m getting embarrassed.

No, you’re right, I was being a bit of a downer. I just get like that sometimes, when I’m unsure of things… You’re having fun getting the chance to get to know me more? Uh…heh heh, okay. 

What things do I like to do? Um, well you already know I like to game… uh, but I also do like to cook… and don’t laugh, but I also like to DJ for small events. Haha, well I love music, but I can’t sing so… disc jockey. [Chuckles.]

Hey! Look out! [The listener slips hard on some crumbling terrain, just out of reach, slipping down the side of the steep hillside all in a moment, causing the speaker to act fast.]

Oh my gawd, hey! Can you hear me? Hold on, I’m coming down there, don’t move! Shit… 
Hey, are you okay?! Are you hurt? Does anything feel broken?!

Okay, but don’t move too fast… you slipped down a long way… can you stand? [Breathing heavily.] 
Alright, good- [The listener moves to stand but then winces and starts to fall.] 
Hold on babe, I’ve got you! Easy…easy…sorry, here, I’ll help you sit down. 

[The speaker is in both panic and protect-mode.]
What’s wrong? What hurts? 
Your ankle? Let me see. Let me see.

[The speaker inspects the injury and hisses slightly as they notice the listener wince.] I’m sorry… That’s going to be tough to walk on…

Wait, I have something…where’s the first aid kit…

Look here, I have some bandaging we can wrap around that foot. I can help you remove the shoe. 
Hm? Thirsty? Sure, here… take some of my water if you like.

[Softer voice.]
Sorry, was I staring? It’s just…you’re covered in dirt, heh heh… is it alright if I brush some off of your face? 
Close your eyes… There… Um, are you sure you’re okay though? Okay… okay. [Speaker takes a breath to calm down.] 

Now let’s see if I can wrap this foot. 
Hm? My hands are warm? Uh… yeah? [Clears throat.] 
We need to get something cold on this, but uh… I have no idea where we are. Do you need to sit here for a bit before we try to move you?

Are you sure? Alright, well let’s get this shoe back on then. Gently… 
[Speaker winces.]
I’m sorry, it must hurt.  

Here we go, let’s try to stand you up. 
Go ahead and lean on me if you need to. There you go…
Now, any idea how we get back up there?

Oh, okay well, as long as you’re sure… I’m with you. Are you sure you can manage up this hill though? It’s so steep! 
Sure, take my hand… come on, up we go… up we go…You doing okay?

[They make their way up the steep, forested hillside.] 
You think this way will lead us back to the trail? 
Of course, I trust in you… Do you need to lean on me? 

Go ahead, as much as you need to babe…I’ve got you. 
I’ll even pick you up and carry you if I have to, so you just let me know. What? Why’d you look at me like that? Huh? Aren’t you…blushing? 

[Speaker’s attention gets diverted.]
Oh hey, we’re back on…the trail? Right? Okay good, haha… we made it up that forsaken hill. Gawd, you had me so scared… when you fell like that… I thought I’d lost you for a minute. It was scary. 
Scarier than anything out here.

[Speaker’s voice drops down to a whisper.]
Wait, do you see that, up ahead on the trail? Is that a- what is that?
A fox? Oh… it’s so… majestic, isn’t it? Is that…silver fur?

Wow…and there it goes. Does it have a family, you think? Huh…

No no, keep leaning on me, you’re good…
You know what, I’m glad I got to be with you today. I can’t imagine how bad this would have been if you had been out here all alone.
And… I wouldn’t mind coming back here with you again.

Yeah um, actually I’m not even scared right now, for real. I was more worried about you so… nothing freaks me out now. How’s that for exposure therapy? [Speaker laughs.]

Aw no, don't feel bad about that. You couldn’t have helped it, plus I think I was distracting you, so it’s my fault, really. 
You just wanted to show me a good time… 

I know, and it’s fine…just getting to be with you is what made my day special. It didn’t really matter what we ended up doing. 
It’s just nice to get to be a little closer with you…

Really, you feel the same? Then we should try to hang out again soon, yeah? Maybe next time we can do something else, like uh… do you like video games? I have a feeling you’re going to be off this foot for a little while.

First we gotta' get you home. I’ll drive you back. We can just pick your ride back up sometime tomorrow. How does that sound? Oh look, there’s my car now. Hm? 

You want me to say it again? [Chuckles.] 
Say what? [The listener brings up the “babe” comments.]

Uh… wait, what? I said what?! When? 

No I- I didn’t… Did I? I… but I… I’m sorry… I was just worried in the moment. I didn’t mean to say that, okay?

…Wait, now why do you look sad? 
Because I said I didn’t mean to?

[Speaker groans in embarrassment and defeat.]

Fine… fine. I’ll do it. And then you won’t be sad, right? I’ll say it again… [Speaker takes a deep breath.]

Babe. There, happy? I said it… 

Hm? Again? [Facepalms.] Is that what we’re really doing?

You like it that much? Babe? Is that what you want me to call you now?
Okay, I can do that…babe… baby? [Speaker is interrupted by a kiss.]  

Uh…I uh… you just… Hey, hold on, where do you think you’re going? 
Oh, right, oh my gawd I’m sorry! 
Let’s get you off that foot… come on babe, I’ve got you. [End.]

Listener Summary: You are at your favorite coffee shop and in your sleepy haze, you managed to take the wrong coffee. But could an accidental coffee switch-up go any better? Now you’ve just met the cutest guy and he seems to be interested in getting to know you. Could this be sweet serendipity? Or did you read the wrong signs?

This script has about 1131 words, excluding the [cue/action lines].

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My Script Rules:

It’s okay to use this script for monetization on Youtube and/or Patreon as long as I am credited in the video description. (No gate-keeping, har har!)

DO credit me for the use of this script in your video description: u/reallyriahscripts
and please share a link with me to give your art a good listen.

NO A.I. voices for my scripts! (Sorry, not sorry.) I want to hear YOUR beautiful voices instead.

Minor edits to the script may be made, including the changing of pronouns and tones, though if you’d like a version with a different gender/pronoun dynamic then you could also let me know and I would be happy to make one.

The [cues/action lines] are mostly only suggestions and work to help the VA set the tone and energy of the script. They may be modified to your own ingenuity, though you may possibly do so at your own demise.

If you end up wanting another part made for a script of mine that you’ve recorded, just let me know and I’ll work on one to match up to the tone of the first part you’ve created.

I’m likely to adjust rules as issues come to my attention, but if in doubt, please just give me an ask. 

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The Script:

Excuse me, um, but I think you’ve got the wrong coffee. 

Sorry, yes hello… [He clears his throat.]…Is the name on this cup yours, perchance? 
And I believe the one that you are currently holding… is mine.

[His tone is cool and clipped.]
It’s alright, though I’ll take it back, if you don’t mind. 

…You’ve already sipped some? Uh, that’s…fine I guess. But didn’t you notice the taste was off when you drank it? 
It’s just that, I may have happened to overhear a bit of what you ordered when you placed it, and my order tends to be a bit less sweet. 

Here, take yours. Untainted.  
Wait- I’m sorry, that was supposed to be a joke- I wasn’t implying that I thought you had tainted my drink in some way… I mean technically you did, but it’s fine, really- I don’t mind it. [He sips his drink.]

Uh, though maybe next time just… pay attention to whose order you’re actually taking off with… [Playful chuckle.]

Uhm, actually I couldn’t help but notice your key chain. Is it custom-made? I also happen to really like that character. Look, they’re the background for my phone… haha, so do you watch the show? 

Have you gotten to the end? Isn’t it so good? 
Haha, yeah, I kinda' didn’t know what to do with life after that… couldn’t seem to find another show that resonated as much, ya know? [He takes another sip.]

I’ve actually noticed you in here a few other times. You must work nearby, right? Yeah, me too. Isn’t this the best spot to stop in before the work day starts? They have good pastries, and they’re pretty quick too, if I’m ever running late.

Hey uh, do you mind if I walk with you a bit, if you’re on your way out? 

Yeah? Cool, we can keep nerding out then… or talk about whatever really. 
Like the fact that… there’s a man who sits over on that bench, across the street… I pass by him almost everyday, and each day he says the same thing: “Did you remember your umbrella today? It looks like we’ll get rain.” Every. Day. 

What’s up with that? And is he disappointed on days that it doesn’t rain? Haha, sorry, it’s just a random thing.

Oh, uh, by the way, do you…ever go to the library here? 
Yeah? Haha, okay so, do you have a favorite genre? 

Really? That’s my favorite too! I regularly find myself there haunting that exact section of books. I’m surprised we haven’t run into each other there actually. Do you…have a favorite book?

Ah, I see…I like so many, it’s hard to pick just one. Heh heh… 
Oh, wait- watch your step! Here, I’ve got you. [The listener stumbles into his arms. He politely rights them and looks them over.]
 
That was close, you didn’t twist an ankle or anything, did you? 
Are you sure? Okay good… they’ve been doing construction on this block at night so you really gotta' watch out for leftover debris. 

Anyway… I think I’m gonna have let you go on ahead now because my job is just down that street there. But, before I go… Do you see that row of tall buildings ahead of us right over that way? I’ll tell you a cool secret.

If you can ever get here just at sunset, the reflections of the sun’s rays on all those windows shatter down here into streaks of golds and reds… It's kinda' magical.

Just saying, you should check it out some time.

It’s amazing how often our busy lives can cause us to miss those little treasures, hidden throughout our whole existence. 
Kind of like how I met you today…if you hadn't taken my coffee by mistake, I wouldn’t have thought to ever approach you.

Yeah? You think so too? It’s pretty interesting, huh?

Well, I don’t want to delay you any longer. It was nice to chat…we have a lot in common, it seems. I’m sure we’ll see each other again sometime. Have a good day at your work, okay? And make sure not to overdo it. Heh heh… Until next time…

 [The speaker waves goodbye to the listener as they walk away. Maybe an uneasy sound or music begins to crescendo as the speaker begins to walk in the opposite direction, beginning to breathe shaky, heavy breaths.]
 
[He tucks himself off into a nearby alleyway as he takes a moment to break character and talk to himself in the shadows. His controlled demeanor is gone, replaced with shaky, whispery words of one on the verge of slipping into madness.]

Wow, you were…right. THERE. Touching me. Touching me.
[His voice is shaky.] Oh, my heart…I can’t believe we just did that today…
Getting to speak with you…and walk with you. Just being in your very presence was such a thrill.

Heh heh…seeing that smile, hearing your beautiful voice. I could just drown in those eyes of yours forever…Then getting the chance to even put my hands on your perfect-sized body, feeling your warmth even for the briefest of touches. 

Gawd, and the way you smelled…[He inhales through his nose for emphasis.]

[He swallows.]

I don’t know how I’m gonna be able to control myself with you anymore. How will I keep my distance now when you leave from work…or when you’re out visiting the library… when you sit alone at the park eating your lunches… and what about when you go home tonight? 

How will I stay away when I know you’re getting into that cozy bed all alone? How… [He begins to breathlessly chuckle.] 

And that indirect kiss… oh… my…gawd. [His breath is shaky with suppressed excitement.] I almost lost it then and there. It was perfect. 
Did you have any idea? Did you notice how my hands shook as I clutched that coffee, or the way my heart was pounding in my chest? 

I think…today changed everything. [Deep breath.] I want you to be mine… you were just so friendly to someone you didn’t even know… was it because you found me charming? Did you think that I was…exceptional in some way? 
Do I outshine all the others? 

[Jealous anger.] Or are you like that with everyone?! [Deep breaths.]

No I… I felt it, a connection. It was definitely there. You were intrigued by me.

That smile and look of amusement dancing in your eyes had me absolutely  reeling in delight. The way you talked about the things you liked… your own, quiet obsessions.

It almost felt like I could reveal my true self to you… maybe remove the mask… 
Ah, but no, heh…it was better to just keep things pleasant instead, and maybe it even left you wanting more?

Maybe you’ll keep thinking about me today… hee hee… Maybe you’ll miss me.

It’s no matter…soon… you’re going to be mine… I’ll show you just how it feels to be treated right for once. To be cherished, worshipped… and loved, where everyone else in your life has failed you time and time again. 

Oh yes, my heart, I can no longer keep up with this coy charade. I want you to know me, and not just the mirrored version of you that I presented today, no no…I mean the real me…

So tonight you’ll get home safe and sound. I’ll even let you sleep your last night alone in that bed that’s too big for just one person. But then… tomorrow, rain or shine… you’ll get to meet the dark, twisted parts of me…and then I know you’re going to realize that I’m all you will ever need. [He creepily begins to laugh as the scene fades out.] 

[The End.]

Listener Summary: Your roommate gets home late one night, and you discover them in pain from the effects of their mysterious curse. You fear their impending doom, but you do what you can to comfort them as they reveal more about their past.

This script can serve as a Part Two for the Part One Here: (https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/1sm9sxl/a4a_4am_with_your_cute_little_blood_sucker/)

This script has about 1132 words, excluding the [cue/action lines].

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My Script Rules:

It’s okay to use this script for monetization on Youtube and/or Patreon as long as I am credited in the video description. (No gate-keeping, har har!)

DO credit me for the use of this script in your video description: u/reallyriahscripts
and please share a link with me to give your art a good listen.

NO A.I. voices for my scripts! (Sorry, not sorry.) I want to hear YOUR beautiful voices instead.

Minor edits to the script may be made, including the changing of pronouns and tones, though if you’d like a version with a different gender/pronoun dynamic then you could also let me know and I would be happy to make one.

The [cues/action lines] are mostly only suggestions and work to help the VA set the tone and energy of the script. They may be modified to your own ingenuity, though you may possibly do so at your own demise.

If you end up wanting another part made for a script of mine that you’ve recorded, just let me know and I’ll work on one to match up to the tone of the first part you’ve created.

I’m likely to adjust rules as issues come to my attention, but if in doubt, please just give me an ask. 

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The Script:

[The scene starts late one night with the HUMAN speaker stumbling into the house, staggering their way to the kitchen in the dark. They’re in pain, moving around like they got hurt. They curse a little under their breath and then the lights flick on, revealing their vampire roommate.]

Oh, hey love bite…[Pained breathing.] 
No, no…I’m fine, heh heh… it’s uh… [Wincing.] No please, you should uh… just go back to…well, whatever vampy thing it was you were doing. 
I just got back. It was a long day. I’m just getting something to drink.

Water? Haha, I was thinking something stronger tonight actually.
Not a good idea? You think I care if it’s a good idea? Look, dude… I don’t give you grief about what you drink, do I? 

Of course I know you’d die if you didn’t drink it, yes yes… we know that.

[The speaker hisses in pain.] 

No, I didn’t get shot, though it does kinda' feel like it right now. Also feels like I might die if I don’t drink something, so if you don’t mind… Hey wait, what are you doing? 
[Possibly the sound of fabric as there is an implied struggle between them.]

No wait, I don’t think you should- [Speaker gasps in pain as their wounds are exposed.] …told you.

It’s not looking so good, huh? It doesn’t feel too good either. Look, even my hand is all messed up now. Made my work really difficult today.

Um, yeah…it’s the rot…ya know? From that curse? I told you it would kick my butt and it’s doing just that. That witch really knew what she was doing. [Coughs in pain.]

[The human opens their drink and chugs some down, sighing after.]
There we go… why are you looking at me like that again? Are you worried about me? Hm? Scared? 

Come on, it’s a curse called “The Rotting Death”, so I kinda' figured it would be a painful one. What, did you think it was gonna be rainbows and puppies for everybody? Heh heh… [Coughing and more wincing.]

Ugh, it’s also really hitting my abdomen as of late… How much time do you think I’ve got left? Hours? Days?
[More quietly to self.] I wonder…

Oh hey, you gonna help me walk now? Thanks buddy… Can we uh, go somewhere I can sit down? Sure, maybe the couch. [More breathing in pain as they move.]

No, please don’t blame her… you don’t really know the specifics of all that happened. Even I don’t blame her- like I said, I deserved the curse. Yes, I’ve been vague…because I didn’t want you to go and try to find a way out for me.

Wait, where are you going now? Leaving me already? [Pained coughs.]

Oh, you’ve brought me back some bandages. Thanks, I guess… Sure, I’ll let you help, though… I don’t know if it’s gonna make much of a difference at this point.
I mean yo, have you seen a hand ever look like this? 
[They whip out their necrotic looking hand, stained dark purple and black.] 
No, actually, don’t answer that. You vampires are freaks… 

[The human chuckles painfully.] I’m kidding…sorta. You’re alright at least.

Here...um, dude… please, try to be gentle with it if you can. It’s really painful. I might even cry, so… [They hiss in pain again.]
No, it’s fine, and don’t worry about disinfecting it. I’m rotting from the inside out so, I don’t think it’ll help anything. Just the bandages please.

Hey, this kinda' reminds me of the first time we met. I got pretty beat up in a bar fight, and I remember you were sitting there with your big, wide eyes just watching the whole thing. When our eyes met I winked at you. [Chuckles.] 

It was after that fight, you found me out on the streets… I didn’t really have a place to stay at the time, since I’d just arrived in town. You brought me a first aid kit from a nearby pharmacy.  As you helped bandage me up in the dark, I figured out what you were, to your dismay…but you wouldn’t feed on me. 

Remember? You said I was too stupid to make a good meal. Haha…you were right though.

[The speaker takes a deep shaky breath.]
Hm? All done? 
Thanks doc…what now?

You want to know more about the curse? You’ve always been a curious little blood sucker, haven’t you? Hm… Well, as you’re already aware, I used to work as a hired assassin, particularly with the occult order... And I’ve ended many lives, for profit. 

One particular case of mine put me in the middle of a feud between two powerful witch clans. Well, I’d say one was more powerful than the other… and it was me helping them to annihilate the other group. 
It was a full wipe-out… to remove any trace of their bloodline from existence. It didn’t matter if they were elderly, children, or babies…we uh… yeah, well, you get the picture.  

The witch in particular…who had cursed me… she was protecting a young one. She’d begged me to let them go. I didn’t. 
[The speaker pauses, just breathing painfully for a moment, maybe coughing, maybe cursing to themselves softly.]

She was last to go, but in her dying breath…she managed to inflict me with this…a curse to rot me from the inside out over time. If you ask me, it just shows me for what I’ve always been…rotten. 

[They grit their teeth.]
All those people I’ve hurt, and the lives I’ve stolen…all that pain I’ve caused to others, for power and riches. Selfish. Monstrous.  That’s why you’ve gotta' believe me when I say I deserved this. 

I don’t want a cure. No take-backsies. 
[The speaker breathes in slowly, raspily.] 

[Softly.]
Don’t be sad, okay? When I’m gone… you’ll have to find another roommate, but maybe one that treats you better…heh heh. And who knows? Maybe they’ll stick around longer… 

I’m sorry if I…let you get attached. [They swallow.] 
I did try to keep a distance, didn’t I? Sure, we’ve had our fun sometimes, but that was because you really seemed like you needed friendly experiences… 
And if there was ever one good thing I could do, it was helping you get out there and live a little.

[They chuckle painfully.] 
Yeah, sorry… I’m being a bit melodramatic now, aren’t I? I know I’m not usually like this. I just wanted to make sure you know… why I’ve been the way I am with you. Why I tease you…and why I don’t let you get too close.

Anyway, I think I may just sit here for a while tonight… will you stay with me? [Maybe the speaker can take another sip of their drink here.]
Unless you had a date or something, heh… 
No date? Aw, well, what about that one person you met online? 

Ah, they didn’t trust the whole…you being a vampire thing?
Well… [The speaker takes a deep slow breath.] Screw them, they don’t know what they’re missing. You can just stay here with me, as long as I don’t repulse you now. 
Heh heh… you can put on a movie if you want, but I think… I might just… shut my eyes for a bit. 

You can lean on me, if you like… I’ll even let you pet my hair. 

Sure, you can hold my hand. The good one. Not the one starting to look mummified, haha, I know…

[Quiets to breathing sounds for a bit.]

Hey, little love bite… stay with me ‘til sunrise, please? Don’t leave me for a second… [Deep breath.] I know I’m being selfish.  

Ha, what, me? Scared? Nawh… I just don’t wanna’ be alone. 

Thank you… I’m closing my eyes now… no funny business. [Softly chuckles.] You know what I mean. …Maybe I’ll see you later? Yeah…that’d be nice. 
[The speaker inhales and exhales a long breath through their nose.]

Try not to do anything I’d do, alright? 

Heh heh…you really are a…cute…little blood sucker… I think I’ll really miss you.

[The speaker breathes deeply at first, transitioning over to softer breathing as they “fall asleep”. This can go on as long as you like really, if this is a calming sleep audio or whatever…] 

[End.]

Listener Summary: Bored at work one day, you look outside to the street to see a familiar figure that you’ve noticed out there a few times before. Each time, the large-eared neko appeared downcast and resigned as they’d wait for their ride to arrive. You’ve always been curious about them, and today you’ve decided to step out and try to make an honest connection.

This script has about 1,492 words, excluding the [cue/action lines].

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The Script:

[Consider SFX: Low volume street sounds as background ambience.]

Do you need something, human? You’ve been staring for a while now…and it’s giving me the creeps. Didn’t anyone ever tell you it’s rude to stare at someone like that? Oh really, you’re gonna try to turn this around on me? 

I haven’t been staring at you*.* Why would I? 
How about this, you take what little observational awareness you have and look up. See that large clock over your head? Yeah, that’s what I’ve been checking. 

That’s not really any of your business, but… I’ve been waiting for someone. 
No, I wasn’t “stood up”- it’s not anything like that. They’re just running a little late is all…

Do I want company while I wait? Ha, you’re funny. I’m fine on my own. I may look small, but I can take care of myself. Not all neko are weak and pathetic you know…

Oh, you were just offering because YOU want the company? Huh… why would you want to hang around something like me? Don’t you know we carry fleas and disease? Plus we can have a nasty bite. 

[The listener approaches the neko.]

Because you’re bored?! Well I could have guessed that with how much you were staring at me. 
[The neko looks the listener up and down as they stop to stand nearby.] 

One would think that a human looking like you and dressed like that would have something better to do today. But please, enlighten me, how do you expect me to relieve your boredom? And you better not say anything gross, or I will scratch you.

You’d like to get to know me? Why would you- I mean, is that the kinda thing you usually do? You just approach strangers like that and start demanding they tell you everything about them? Wow, has that actually worked for you?

Heh, yeah… I didn’t think so, you don’t seem like the sort of person who has a lot of friends.  Okay, but are you just curious because I’m a neko or what? 
Oh, you’ve already seen me out here a couple of times?

Yeah well, it’s because I’m usually meeting up with my… friend. Yep, the one who drives that car- wow, are you sure you haven’t just been stalking me though? You really are creepy, you know that? Uh- [The listener backs up a bit, looking a little hurt and regretful suddenly, making the neko feel guilty.]

Hey, sorry… I just meant… well I’ve only noticed you today, and nobody else ever really looks at me, let alone takes the time to approach me like you have… most people just pretend not to see me. 

See, when you say things like that I can’t tell if you’re being genuine or if I should be weirded out. Okay, stop stuttering like that and calm down- I’ll try to believe you have good intentions, for now…as clumsy and odd as they seem.

So you were just taking a break from your job after you saw me out here again? Heh, okay…anxious? Well… yeah, I guess I am. My friend…is running really late. 

What do you mean, “what kinda friend”? That’s literally none of your business… 
[The neko sighs, their large ears flattening down into their hair.]
Why are you looking at me like that? All that worry furrowed across your forehead like that… don’t bother. 

[The neko looks up at the clock again.]
Yeah… maybe they forgot about me after all. 
You’ll wait with me a little longer? Uh… thanks, I guess… so, what’s something you want to know?

Do I like coffee? Haha, sorta… I’m kind of a baby when it comes to that sorta thing. I only like the really sweet stuff. My favorite? Uh, well, a latte, I guess? …anything “au lait” really, though sometimes that stuff hurts my..stomache…and you didn’t need to know that. 

[The neko visibly breathes in, their ears rising as they speak with more excitement in their voice.]
Um! There’s a café just in the next town over that I really like… it’s one of those uh… cat café things. 

I know, big shocker, right? It’s just… the owner and barista over there are really nice, and they serve good food. The place is pretty cozy too… uh, what about you? Do you- uh, like coffee too? 

I figured, since you brought it up. Do you just stick to one type or…?

Ah, I see… I guess you work a lot then? Heh, and here I am, keeping you distracted. You’re not gonna get in trouble, are you? Sure thing, slacker. 
Me? Oh, my job…it’s, uh… kinda complicated. [The neko visibly deflates.] 
Mhm… it’s just a temporary thing. Until I figure out what I actually like doing.

Um…wait, what? You… like my style? [The neko steps back and looks over their own attire.] Heh, uh, thanks? There’s nothing wrong with it, is there? Oh, okay… it’s just nobody has ever told me that before. Most times they just see neko, and it’s all about the ears or tail. Hm?

…Are you sure you’re not being creepy? 

Heh, I’m just kidding. It’s kinda funny to see you get embarrassed when I say it. Your face is all red now. Nawh, it was nice of you to say, though…heh, you over there saying I look all cool and stuff. Now I’m a little self-conscious. 

No, it’s fine, at least you didn’t call me cute or something like that. Huh?! What would be wrong with that?! I don’t know I just wouldn’t like it…I don’t feel like that’s my vibe at all. How would you like it if I just called you cute? 

See, now you’re blushing again…calm down, I wasn’t actually calling you cute. But you see what I mean? You’re all flustered now, just because of one. Dumb. Word. 
Though, I wouldn’t say you look cool either, like at all. 

[The neko chuckles/giggles.]

I’m sorry, it’s just… you don’t stand out too much one way or another. 
I just mean you look normal… kind… sweet, maybe. 

Yes, I know I was calling you creepy and rude just before…But now I’ve changed my mind. You’re taking the time to get to know me, and to stay here with me while I wait so that I’m not alone. I can’t ignore that…

Yeah, speaking of waiting, they are really late! I think I should probably give up on them today. It’s been like 2 hours. 
[Suddenly somebody’s stomach growls and the neko looks sheepish as they start inching away.]

Haha, well I think I’ll be going now! I’ve gotta walk a bit now to catch a cheap bus, so… [The listener reacts and asks them to wait.]

Hm? 
You want to take me to that café I mentioned earlier? 
Uh… heh, um… yeah, I’d really like that, but I kinda gotta use my money for the bus, so-
[Another stomach growl is heard and the neko facepalms.]

Look, don’t you gotta work or something? I’ll be fine, these kinda days happen sometimes. Eh…you can take the rest of the day off? Just like that? 

Why not? Uh well, job security, first off… then there’s the need for food, and a roof over your head… I could go on. Me? Well… uh, no, I don’t really have a house… but! I do have a couple of friends who let me use their couches so- 

Um, no, not like that friend. Geez, why do you care about it anyway? I’m leaving.
[The listener asks them to wait again.]

Ugh, what? 
Your number? Oh, sure I guess… here, you can add it to my phone. No promises that I’ll ever call you though.

Hey, wait! Ah… you sneaky human, you already messaged yourself. Fine, so you have my number now. 

Hey… is this really your name? 

It’s… a really good name. What’s mine? Oh here, I’ll text it to you so you get the spelling. Yeah… it’s kind of an embarrassing name. I like yours better. 
Really? You think so? Heh…thanks.

Wait, why are you asking me that again? I told you, I need the money for a bus. 
Oh, you’ll cover my meal? Eh… okay but what’s in it for you? Like, I don’t have money to pay you back right now. And I don’t like owing favors…

[The neko seems nervous and unsure.]

You just want my friendship… heh, you must really be desperate to want to be friends with someone like me. Don’t frown like that. I know how most of human society views me, that’s all.

You think they’re wrong? Hm… well, give it time. The more you get to know me, you might change your mind. Right, so…are we gonna walk or did you say you had a car? Then let’s go.

I’m actually getting pretty hungry. I hope they still have my favorite pastries left over. They even have some savory options if you don’t like the sweet stuff. We might have to stay there for a while so I can eat one of everything, haha!

I’m just kidding, I wouldn’t make you cover all that by yourself. But are you sure you wanna hang out with me? Do you really want to be my friend? I’m…kinda high maintenance. At least that’s something I’ve heard others say… 

Fine, okay, we’ll see how this goes. I might even call you cute again- wait, that’s right, I never did, did I? Haha, sorry I’ll stop doing that…maybe. Just a fair warning, I think I’m going to like teasing you. [The neko chuckles.]

Hey, you’re the one who picked me first, don’t forget… Now let’s go, if you’re ready, and you can show me what music you like when we’re in the car. [The End.]