



Worst prog-related albums?
I don't usually go out of my way to listen to music with the expectation of disliking it, mostly because it's best to enjoy what I'm spending my time doing. That being said, I do find it interesting to talk about "bad" music in the context of what works and what doesn't, especially if it's bad in an interesting way. Sometimes you need to look at the bad to appreciate the good!
This isn't really a thread for albums you consider overrated or that you were merely underwhelmed by. I'm more interested in albums that have fundamental problems that are detrimental to their quality, whether they be extremely amateur productions, weak reunion albums, misguided changes in style, cases where the troubles behind-the-scenes are incredibly apparent, etc. Of course, as there's not really an objective way to evaluate good or bad here, your mileage may vary!
Some examples that come to mind:
- Love Beach by Emerson, Lake & Palmer is probably the most iconic example, both for its hilariously awful cover artwork, weak and kitschy ballads (featuring some particularly embarrassing lyrics), and the backstory of it being recorded solely as a contractual obligation for Atlantic Records. It's not all unrelentingly terrible as the rendition of Canario and most of the second side are generally regarded with more affection, but I can't say it's an album undeserving of its infamy.
- There are quite a few live releases out there with poor to unlistenable sound quality, with one of the more notable examples in prog rock being the Hawkwind archival album "Bring Me The Head Of Yuri Gagarin." While Hawkwind were a very good live band (especially c. 1973 when this would've been recorded), the audio fidelity is so muddy that it's roughly analogous to a poor quality bootleg as opposed to something licensed by a proper label. It's the impressively flaccid rhythm section in particular that suffers most. Hard to get much enjoyment or value out of this when so many better quality live recordings, both official and unofficial, exist. It's also unfortunately a tricky album to avoid, as it's been reprinted several times under several different titles and album covers.
- On a similar note about poor sound quality, I'll also nominate Psychedelic Underground by Amon Düül (note: not Amon Düül II, and more in the vein of psychedelic free improv). The jams are fairly meandering, but any intrigue from the moods generated there is greatly diminished by the extremely loud and at points unlistenable audio distortion. I know this album has its fans but it verges on headache-inducing for me.
- "At-King" by Deyss is a pretty bland, bordering on amateurish neo-prog album with very little to make it stand out among similar acts. Much of the band's sound and even their image are heavily derivative of Fish-era Marillion, yet they fail to capture any of the emotional resonance and good songwriting that makes Marillion's music compelling. Overall though, it's not particularly offensive and it is elevated somewhat by how hilariously tasteless some of the decisions made on it are (i.e. the goofy and bordering on childish vocals on the title track, the awful drum and keyboard tones in places, etc.) Very unintentionally funny intro too.
As with any negative threads, don't take things too seriously, and it's more than okay to like some of the albums discussed here! Think of this topic as giving out a wooden spoon to these albums, haha.