the ultimate cheaters guide. how to cheat at everything
I love cheating. I've been cheating since middle school, and I've always tried to find the most structured way to cheat. Here's a breakdown of all the things I've cheated on and how I did it.
Middle school Wrote answer keys on the inside rim of my hat for state capital tests. Teacher never checked. 100s every time.
High school Chemistry, shared a Google Doc with three friends, one of us did a question, dropped the answer in, others copied. All of us had honor roll. SAT prep, my friend's sister was a year older and had taken the prep course twice, sold us her question bank for 40 bucks. AP calc, Photomath under the desk on the hard problems. AP english, Sparknotes literally everything, never opened a single book.
College ChatGPT for every essay assignment, ran it through Quillbot to dodge Turnitin. Problem sets, Chegg for the mediums, group chat for the hards. Final exams in person were the only thing I actually studied for, and even then half my classes had old exams floating around if you asked the right people.
Driver's test Failed the first time. Second time I memorized the exact route the examiner used at my DMV (same instructor, same loop) by riding it 4 times the week before. Passed clean.
Job apps Claude wrote 80% of my resume. LinkedIn "about" section is a ChatGPT rewrite of a ChatGPT rewrite. Cover letters I didn't even read before sending.
Interviews I knew I found my calling when I found cluely.com. Roy Lee tweeted about it on X and I said, yo this is insane, I need this. Ran it through every round of my last loop, the recruiter screen, the OA, two live coding rounds, system design, behavioral, hiring manager, and the exec final. Passed every round. Just signed as a senior engineer for a 275k TC.
I love cheating and I will never stop.