
Day 31: if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bicycle
u/onimibo — 21 hours ago

The way the bed caves to accommodate his ass. You know he’s juicy
Paul started wearing baggier pants to deprive us… what happened to those perfectly tailored pants?
That WAAAAAIST YEOWZA WOWZA ARF ARF AROOOO
And I’ll be jerkin like a dog