What I got and how it went
Saw Bryan Johnson post this on X and pulled the trigger. Before this I'd been getting bloodwork through Kaiser, manually requesting and medically justifying each test and still ending up with basic panels, so $365/yr for two full panels seemed worth a shot.
Signup was quick. Got an appointment the next day. Their site says they partner with Labcorp but I got routed to Quest, not sure if that's a location thing. They advertise 2 tests/yr with 100+ biomarkers and 160+ measurements; mine came back with 121 biomarkers. Initial results in 1-2 days, full breakdown around the 2 week mark like they said. Site itself is clean, no bugs, rescheduled same-day with no issues.
How it compares
Two closest ones I looked at:
- Function Health — $365/yr, 160+ biomarkers, 2 tests
- Superpower — $199/yr, 100+ biomarkers, cheapest comprehensive one I found
Honorable mentions: Mito Health ($349, throws in a biological age calc), Ultrahuman Blood Vision ($499), and Empirical Health if you just want a one-off for $190 instead of subbing.
Has anyone here actually used Function Health? Same price so I'm curious which is better.
My take + question
Bryan says he doesn't make money off this and I'm not totally sure I buy that. Posting because I couldn't find a single Reddit review of this one and the site doesn't show the full biomarker list upfront. Purely from market research it's a good deal, on par or better deal than other providers. But I'm still new to this. Worth it, scam, or somewhere in the middle? Attached my bloodwork in case anyone wants to look 21M. If this is a good deal I'll probably stick with this and get an basic panels from KP in between the 6 month intervals.
Missing markers I couldn't fit in:
DHA: 4.3% - Range: 1.4-5.1% - NORMAL
Carbon Dioxide: Total: 23 mmol/L -range: 20–32 mmol/L - NORMAL