u/monte_nigro

I was at a conference today where one of the speakers was a prominent Habsburg.

I hadn’t had time to go to the toilet in the morning, so after lunch I went to the bathroom and sat on my throne. When I left the putrid-smelling stall, there he was, Eduard Habsburg, washing his hands.

“Good afternoon, Mr. Habsburg.”

“Good afternoon, Mr. editor.”

This is the story of when a Habsburg smelled my shit.