u/mapped_apples

I just can’t do it anymore - I have to come clean. My BPW is actually 10.5 lbs. I’ve tried everything to get it lower - I even included my Glock and 15 mags as worn weight. I’ve been living a lie just to try to fit in with you guys. But, really? I’m just one of those filthy poors. Truthfully, I don’t even sleep in the basement. Idk why I thought I could ever fit in with you all. While I realize it’s a right of passage in this community, I’m shamed to admit I haven’t even ever used another man’s piss as a bidet in the wilderness. I feel better getting this all out in the open, but I hope this community can forgive me and still accept that even though my BPW is above some silly, arbitrary number - I’m still a fit for this sub.