u/lespectaculardumbass

Say lucario or else

WHERE ARE THEY??? Its been like 5 months since he got revealed, and not only there are 0 shiny MLZ (mega lucario z) plushies, there aren't any regular MLZ plushies either

Lucario is an extremely popular pokemon with a lot of merch, but for some reason no one is making merch of him this time? There aren't even any badges or figures of him (which would be much easier to produce)

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