u/kill-the-spare

▲ 59 r/ThreedomUSA

How was your date with that slut?

Scott's character: [sighing] She blew me.

Lauren's character: Oh, good. I'm so glad we're so open and honest about this.

SC: But look - I didn't enjoy it.

LC: Oh, even better! A torturous blowjob from an ugly slut.

Rashmi Amademus

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u/kill-the-spare — 1 day ago

▲ 37 r/popculturechat

"Popular" is the debut single by American alternative rock band Nada Surf, released in May 1996 from their debut album High/Low, released the following month. Each verse in "Popular" presents, in spoken-word format, sarcastic advice to teenagers taken from the book "Penny's Guide to Teen-Age Charm and Popularity" by American actress Gloria Winters.

Also, I'm never last picked. I got a cheerleader chick.

u/kill-the-spare — 14 days ago