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Image 1 — Ortex Guy here with your 05/13 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgie would need to sell every asset they hold and win ever derivative play they have, just to only have enough cash for half their debt lol…Current Mood: glad to see the few remaining bears still crying at apes
Image 2 — Ortex Guy here with your 05/13 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgie would need to sell every asset they hold and win ever derivative play they have, just to only have enough cash for half their debt lol…Current Mood: glad to see the few remaining bears still crying at apes
Image 3 — Ortex Guy here with your 05/13 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgie would need to sell every asset they hold and win ever derivative play they have, just to only have enough cash for half their debt lol…Current Mood: glad to see the few remaining bears still crying at apes
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/13 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgie would need to sell every asset they hold and win ever derivative play they have, just to only have enough cash for half their debt lol…Current Mood: glad to see the few remaining bears still crying at apes

u/jdrukis — 10 hours ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/13 Opening Bell Ortex Update: everyday hedgie getting wrecked by apes who are just zen and loading up more…Current Mood: I am much happier buying around a buck than buying around a hundred bucks

u/jdrukis — 19 hours ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/12 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgies lost all their money trying to get apes to sell, only to realize apes have been loading up even more lol…Current Mood: I like my hedgies naive and silly

u/jdrukis — 1 day ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/12 Opening Bell Ortex Update: as hedgie braces their clients to inform them no assets exist only derivatives, clients have already been told they can’t withdraw more than 7% of their holdings a year…Current Mood: sounds like Kenny boi needs a Wendy’s application

u/jdrukis — 2 days ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/11 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgie in full panic mode as the basket sets up its final moves before launch…Current Mood: SI jumping way up tomorrow as values adjust based on new info

u/jdrukis — 2 days ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/11 Opening Bell Ortex Update: as hedgie has been forced to move around their debt faster than it can be verified, they’ve accidently made AMC look like a great investment to smart money …Current Mood: apes just waiting zen for the inevitable payday

u/jdrukis — 3 days ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/08 Closing Bell Ortex Update: glad to see hedgie can’t continue to afford even holding borrowed shares …Current Mood: have an amazing weekend fellow apes

u/jdrukis — 5 days ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/08 Opening Bell Ortex Update: hedgie has been forced to hide their self-reported short positions because their over exposure is creating real industry concern…Current Mood: within the next few weeks it’s gonna be the highest short interest on record I bet

u/jdrukis — 6 days ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/07 Closing Bell Ortex Update: hedgie forced to return 56M shares they can’t afford to hold onto anymore …Current Mood: Kenny knows amc is doing great and every borrow is a short debt they hold. It got to hot for him to handle lol

u/jdrukis — 6 days ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/07 Opening Bell Ortex Update: hedgie continues to feel the daily pain and even their borrows get too costly to keep…Current Mood: German sausage jokes are the wurst

u/jdrukis — 7 days ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/06 Closing Bell Ortex Update: seems hedgie can’t stop losing as apparent they don’t plan to last much longer…Current Mood: apes were always going to win kenny

u/jdrukis — 7 days ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/06 Opening Bell Ortex Update: pressure continues to rise as hedgie forced to borrow shares to flash their accounts to make it look like they haven’t had to liquidate…Current Mood: be mighty worried if I had shares with Kenny boi these days

u/jdrukis — 8 days ago
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Ortex Guy here with your 05/05 Closing Bell Ortex Update: one of the highest borrow days to date as hedgie forced to find shares to sell. Deeper hole than ever for Kenny boi…Current Mood:AMC continues to evolve with today’s simultaneous concert presentations,meanwhile hedgie’s using outdated tactics

u/jdrukis — 8 days ago