"You remind me of the Son. The Son with the power." 🍄🟫
u/jasonpoland — 22 hours ago
u/jasonpoland
"In my youth, Son, I was the Headless Pony Boy." 🐴
u/jasonpoland — 2 days ago
"You were a hero all along, Son." 🌄
u/jasonpoland — 3 days ago
"(Books are a gateway to another, quieter world, Son)" 📚
u/jasonpoland — 4 days ago
"Son, did you know I used to be 'The Pewter Paddleboarder?'"
u/jasonpoland — 6 days ago
"Taxes help us have nice things like parks and ponds. Without taxes, where would the ducks live, Son?"
u/jasonpoland — 7 days ago
"Son, are there scholarship opportunities for being a good egg?"
u/jasonpoland — 7 days ago