
I asked claude to find a job that will make me rich, a job that I will love, and a job that I will hate. Here are the results
I've been trying to automate my job search with AI lately and decided to have some fun with it. I gave Claude three prompts:
- Find me a job that will make me rich
- Find me a job I will love
- Find me a job I will hate
It did not disappoint.
The job that will make me rich:
Bridgewater Associates — Senior Product Engineer, AIA Labs | New York, NY | $400K–$900K
The world's largest hedge fund is paying up to nine hundred thousand dollars for an AI platform engineer. You'd be building an AI platform that powers investment research and scientific workflows for the people who manage $120B+ in assets. 7–12+ years experience required — but if you land it, you're clearing more than most doctors and lawyers combined.
The job I will love:
Anthropic — Research Engineer, Frontier Red Team (Autonomy) | San Francisco, CA | $350K–$850K
You build autonomous AI systems. Then you build other AI systems to hunt them down. Then you interface AI with physical hardware to see what could go wrong. Then you present your findings to policymakers. It's literally "break the most advanced AI on the planet and tell the government about it" as a job description. Oh and it pays up to $850K.
The job I will hate:
Vanta — Salesforce Quality Engineer | Remote US | $128K–$151K
Your entire career is QA for Salesforce. Not building a product. Not shipping features. Testing Salesforce. You need 5+ years of QA with at least 3 years specifically in Salesforce QA. You'll become an expert in "Salesforce governor limits." You'll coach people to "build testable solutions" — in Salesforce. And for all this specialized suffering, the ceiling is $151K. Remote though, so at least you can cry from home.
If you want to try it out for yourself you can connect this MCP I built which can search for SWE jobs. I'm a little biased as the creator but I'm honestly surprised how well it performs. I'm personally using it with claude code / Opus 4.6. Lmk if you have any feedback!