Genuine question: what are you all doing here in the middle of the night.
Now, I know I signed up to work night shift at the 24 hour restaurant, heaven forbid I complain about my job, but every friday and saturday night goes the same. Between 12am and 3am we are besieged by literally hundreds of customers. We have a screen that keeps track. We're understaffed and overwhelmed. in the morning GM chews us out because the service time is 10+ minutes. We ask for more employees. She says no, and that we just need to do better. Rinse and repeat next weekend.
So, I know you arent all just drunkards and stoners with the munchies. What on earth brings you to the whataburger in the middle of the night in droves. The only other place in my small town that even has a night shift is the 911 dispatchers. I know you're not on lunch break, or on the way to work.