u/hce_alp

I'm in the middle of my fourth read and as per usual loving every sentence and second I have the privilege of spending in this world thanks to DFW. With every read I feel like I get a better understanding of the characters and, even though a film adaptation would most likely be awful, or at the very least, unfilmable, I always get a slight twinge of yearning to see these characters on the big screen.
Having said that, if you had an unlimited budget, which actors would you cast? for the IJ characters?

I'll start:

Jon Cena as Don Gately - Just add a Prince Valiant cut and you've got the heart-of-gold IJ hero, who by all appearances has a heart of gold IRL.

Other ideas?