SLPT: If your check in suitcase is too big once you put it in overhead compartment of the aircraft you are travelling, do this -
Repeatedly tap the cabinet door on your suitcase while smiling at the air hostesses. Doing so causes Lorenz Contraction to occur surrounding your suitcase and it brilliantly fits inside the cabinet. Air Hostesses and Pilot will get so impressed that you wil be made permanent business class traveler. Fellow passengers waiting in line behind you will also cherish this pleasant memory forever.
u/gobbledygook212 — 2 days ago