u/furrylandseal

My MAGA Nazi dad is bullying me that I am “expected“ to give my MAGA mom the Mother’s Day “she deserves”. She’s a hardcore Nazi who supports taking healthcare from her medically fragile granddaughter, and denying the personhood of her trans grandkid. She is a staunch defender of the Great Replacement Theory. She betrayed all of the people she pretended to care about because she believes she is an oppressed white person and Donald Trump is restoring her to the level of status and respect that she deserves! Nothing is too important to sacrifice for this cause: the world peace order, democracy, all of her family except her drooling Neanderthal of a husband to whom she is obedient doormat even as he looks down on her. Everything and everyone is expendable, because she thinks her status (and therefore survival) is being threatened.

So, what is the Mother’s Day that she “deserves”? 😂

Like high gas prices, high grocery prices, being no better off than before, after having burned so many bridges with the people they pretend to care about, who are all living with the consequences of their grievances and status insecurities, I offer you some talking point to your loved ones:

“It’s such a shame that you allowed yourself to be governed by grievance and status insecurity rather than by reason and logic, or your life would be so much better. You’d have the respect of me and all of the millions of Americans who warned you that these things would happen. Instead, your entire plan of “owning the libs” to reassert your “dominance” over all of those people whom you imagined look down on you backfired, and NOW they DO look on you. Congratulations, you “owned” yourself. 

You now have a choice: You can put on your big [girl/boy] Underoos* and admit you were wrong, apologize to the people you hurt, gather whatever crumbs of self respect you still have left, and re-earn our trust back, OR you can continue down this petty, grievance and hate-filled path of self-destruction that you paved for yourself and remain a laughingstock and embarrassment.  Your choice. Choose wisely.”

* Assuming your Trumpies are boomers or Gen X, because Fox’s audience is mainly a 65+ crowd who will get this reference.