u/fizzbean

I began going to to a small k-12 christian private school earlier this year, and one of the first things i noticed about this school was the large amount of Tragedeighs. Nothing too odd, but I'm friends with people with names like Emmie, Karie, etc.

However, a week or so ago, I was at a school assembly when a third-grader's name was called for a good grade award or something. Her name, pronounced Forest, came up on the little screen we have in our gym.

Her name was Phoughrriste. PHOUGHRRISTE. I can't make this shit up, I was literally cackling about it for the rest of the day.