u/fignewtonattack

During my first year at college, I said in the middle of a hallway, god I could just fucking kill my classmates and couldn't remember it. Turns out I, Tourettes. However at the age of 18 of which I was, I did not know that. Nor did the chief of police when he arrested me for potentially planning a school shooting. However during my interrogation of which I had no socks, no attorney present, and on a day in which I had slept for 2 hours; I was asked to explain myself.

I said in my full mental majesty to the chief of police himself, while under arrest. "Look, I'm just fucking a total fucking idiot". He looked around at his fellow officers, and let me go. Never heard about it again.