
And most of use also talk gibberish with a proverbial hand up our arse on zoom meetings too.
Work calls are just like The Muppet Show but with less talent.

Work calls are just like The Muppet Show but with less talent.
I'm still shocked by the huge trick played on me at my current job and I just need to vent. I had submitted my resignation after finding another job opportunity that was a bit closer to my home and paid a bit better. Although this new opportunity wasn't perfect, I was ready for a change.
But my current manager decided to make me a counteroffer. They waited until just a few days before I was supposed to start at the new company, and then presented me with what seemed like a perfect job: a much higher salary, flexibility to work from home, and a clear path for career development. Of course, I accepted.
Things went wrong almost immediately. On the first day I was supposed to start the new position, the manager who made the offer was fired. About a week or so later, his direct manager also left the company. Throughout this period, I literally received no tasks or responsibilities for my new role and was still required to do all my old duties.
After about a month and a half, I was told that due to internal restructuring, my wonderful new position would be canceled, and I would have to return to my original job with the same old salary. How rude! To make matters worse, they suggested I apply for another vacant position. I applied, was told I was accepted, but then they suddenly withdrew the offer again, claiming they needed someone for a role I wasn't suitable for.
Now, everyone around me keeps saying things like 'Come on, at least you still have a job,' which honestly makes my blood boil. I'm completely fed up with this place. As soon as I find another good opportunity, I'm leaving and I won't look back.
A friend of mine's company is laying people off right now, and the way they're doing it is not normal at all. In the morning, they gathered everyone on a mandatory, company-wide video call. It was supposed to be just a regular update, so no one suspected anything.
And suddenly, in the middle of the call, people started disappearing. You'd find their Slack account deactivated, and a minute later, they would disappear from the video call. And everyone is forced to sit and watch their colleagues as they are digitally erased right before their eyes in real-time, waiting to see if their icon is the next one to disappear. What kind of Black Mirror horror movie is this? This is unnaturally cold-blooded.