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i saw a bumper sticker today that said “pov: you’re behind me” and i was like woahh
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 8 hours ago
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i think my soul might be evil, tainted, or corrupted in some way
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 16 hours ago
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i had a lime flavored cart in colorado one time it was confusing bc it tasted like delicious limes but it was live resin so i was getting high as hell without realizing it and then i’d be at the top of a mountain like woahhhhh
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 16 hours ago
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why dont they make minty weed pens id suck that
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 16 hours ago
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how the main act looks out into the crowd when the crowd only showed up for the local openers so every one leaves and theres 15 ppl in the crowd by the time the main act walks on stage
u/familyguyfan2000 — 1 day ago
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old man (25 year old music producer) yells at cloud
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 1 day ago
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maybe im mad bc its not sampling but they always call it sampling in videos like ur recording sounds and arranging them thats how music is made sampling is different
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 1 day ago
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i hate ppl that dont understand what makes sampling cool i also see stupid ass videos that are like “i farted into the mic and sampled that and turned it into a synth patch and the clap is me smacking my ass isnt that so cool also i made the hi hat by tapping my penis on some pots and pans”
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 1 day ago
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my cats bloodwork results were unremarkable/within normal limits lets fucking go
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 1 day ago
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lemon cherry gelato has the most boring high of all time
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 1 day ago
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thats actually crazy bc my screen time was at like 8 hrs per day this time last year
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 3 days ago
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when ur gf is so good at cooking that ur dad arranges your marriage
u/familyguyfan2000 — 3 days ago
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whenever im really anxious my cat acts extra cute and sweet i love him so much le sigh
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 4 days ago
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ppl need to stop drawing isaac from the binding of isaac with self harm scars hes a 5 year old boy!!!!!
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 4 days ago
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my cat is so stupid bruh the vet said hes got fucked up gums so i have to feed him wet food from now on so i got him this yummy looking wet food and he lets the other cat eat it while he eats her kibble!!!
reddit.comu/familyguyfan2000 — 7 days ago