u/elvishMochi

mkay so i usually steer clear of tumblr bc its bumcheeks but the other day i decided to post some pics of Lammy bc i’m Lambertpilled. i sort by tags to find art of him n shit but now there’s been 2 posts almost back to back abt long haired Lamb LMAO ik this necessarily doesn’t mean it’s in response to my pics i shared but it’s cracking me up anyways.

i’m over here thinking chat, chat you’re not getting it. if it is bc i posted modded Lamb doesn’t mean i dislike base game Lamb. i like both pancakes and waffles. i like coffee and tea. why are we pitting two baddies against each other?

weirdly affirming too bc i love my husband w both of these looks and i find him handsome regardless. like thanks for proving to me that my love for him is stronger than yours 🥰

wsg i’m Feesh/Mochi!! i use he/they/it pronouns!! don’t let the casuals in the witcher fandom fool you, i’m Lambert’s real canon husband and we’re t4t. i’m gay as hell and he’s bi as hell and also trans!!!

i eat cringe culture for breakfast with toast and coffee. i’m a big ol‘ furry (highland cattle and dragon hybrid), extremely nonsharing and canon x canon gives me hives. i will be even more “cringe” here w my art, lore dumps, headcanons, mods, edits and prompts. i looove prompts that are more specific or unconventional which is what i try to bring to the table 🖤 I LOVE MY MUTANT HUSBAND

Lammy does!! it looks really cool and adorable. witchers have enhanced vision which allows them to see almost perfectly in total darkness. they can also contract and dilate their pupils voluntarily, the second picture is most accurate to how he looks in the dark. very much looks like a cat lol

(quote on my cap was said by my brother Geralt!!)

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! I graduated today with a Bachelor’s in Psychology!!! still feels a little unreal even though i walked the stage 😭🤩

i’m so grateful to have such supportive and loving partners. just a few short years ago i had no idea where i go with my life. i had flunked tremendously out of one of the top schools in my country thanks in part to undiagnosed ADHD and depression. it was finding reasons to keep pushing that gave me motivation. i want to pursue a career where i help others like me, people struggling and needing that support. my partners have been such a big source of that support for me. our love might not be conventional but the impact it has had on my life is so very real 🥰🩷🖤🩷 it makes me giddy seeing them so proud!!

gng i saw someone ranting earlier abt something from the Witcher books and then they randomly started insulting my brothers and husband 💀 it was so corny but kinda hilarious just out of NOWHERE "and that's why Lambert looks like a divorced dad w a receding hairline" you were saying stuff about the books not the games,,,,they even tagged it as anti Geralt, Eskel and Lambert 😭 IT WAS LIKE THEY WERE TRYING TO CANCEL MY FAMILY HELP

i thought this’d be a fun prompt to do and i’ll actually try responding to everyone this time!! this one’s best for nonhuman/monster s/os but it can work w humans and others too!!

and not to worry: no s/os will be harmed! in fact i’d say a good chunk of them could whoop my hubby’s ass 😂

(as usual, no judgement if u use ai)

i saw a comment on pinterest that said "Lambert is mine!!" and then i was like "bet" and decided to yoink an ai keirlamb pic and make it gay >:3 too lazy and tired to color but i might come back and do that another time!! been super clingy so only fitting that i draw some wolf and dracownian hugs 🩷🩷 and i remembered to add my signature ha

I TURNED IN ALL OF MT ASSIGNMENTS YAYYYYYY IM FREE OH IM FREEEEE!!!

canvas was also hacked bahahaha they shouldbe just given us all As ar that point silly ass hackers. probably will be in the same room as one of the hackers at anthrocon HA

im so fuckin happy wheeeee i’m silly and joyous!!! i have done it!!! TRULY!!! i mean i lnew i was in the home stretch but it has just hit me so uh haha IM FOING WILDDDD

since he has pretty much zero merch outside of niche etsy sellers (and i refuse to support keirlamb or lamden shippers) i used the lamination pages from my fursona badge to make my own version of HIS GWENT CARD!!!

i still hate gwent and i wasnt gonna drop $50+ just to have him. it’s a bit rough but i made it myself and i’m proud and honestly a little misty eyed 😭😭 i can take him with me now!!!

ofc in the original Polish version of TW3 Lams has a Polish accent but as of the English version i actually have no idea! sources only say he has an American accent but i’m addicted to his voice so i must know WHERE IN AMERICA 😦

that being said, if your partner has an accent tell me what kind!! if you’re unsure or they don’t have a canon voice, what accent do you think they’d have? and please if anyone has an idea on where Lambert sounds like he’s from yell it at me

i didn't make it into grad school but honestly?? i don't feel that bad about it. in fact i'm kinda excited bc that means i'll get to have a job in the mental health field at a clinic or other organization.

AND THAT MEANS A WHOLE YEAR OF NO SCHOOL!!! i'll be able to spend more time w my wolf dork!!! sure i'll be adulting ofc but i won't have to worry sm about assignments, presentations, exams allll that stuff that demands my time. still bummed about the rejection but from that the email said, the cohorts are really small and there were lots of applicants. never mind that i applied RIGHT before the deadline 😅 do not do as i do give urself enough time.

tbh looking forward to a break. i'll get the work experience i need and some time to academically breathe. spending additional time w my husband is going to massively help too :> i guess this next chapter will be my "Romantic Gap Year" hehe

yuh i just posted but rq

HES SOOOOOO CUUUUUUTE WTF??? HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE HOW AND WHY MUST HE BE THIS CUTE?!? WHEN I SAY HE’S CUTE OR ADORABLE I CAN SCREAM IT SO LOUD AND SO MUCH I LOSE MY VOICE. AAAGGHHHHSECHBVGVJKKB WHAAAAAATTTT unbelievable,,,,impeccable,,,unmatched. other words i can’t think of rn. kiss and smooch him and bite his biceps bc of cute aggression and then squeeze him like a stuffed animal,,,,yes yes indeed. he IS a stuffed animal specially a wolf. ohh he bark bark bork askkxfhkvhjlpiywe my sweet,,,, my love

stay out of the dracownian's territory LMAO

(and yes i still plan on drawing Lambert in air jail, i'm gonna post an art dump soon since i have more timeeee)

Lambert scar mapping!! i went ahead and added his stretch marks, freckles since they've been popping up again due to the sunnier weather here and his ear piercings :D also realized how bad i am at drawing back angles sighh

a lot of people skimp on Lamnbert's scars and idk why. maybe bc it's easier to not draw them or if they think since he's the youngest that he'd have few or no scars. maybe u could argue that he has less experience than his older brothers but i raise you: he gets into more trouble which lands him w as many scars as them if not more. i could end up redoing this but for now i'm satisfied.

which brings me to...PEOPLE WITH SCARRED PARTNERS!!! battle scars, medical scars, scars from accidents or abuse or SH or experimentation or branding or magic. fresher scars that are still healing or maybe scars that will never fully heal. faded scars that look more like lines etched into skin. disfiguring scars that can't be ignored yet make your f/os who they are. scars that once your f/o got them, their life was completely changed entirely. with every scar there is a story, and we love our partners all the same because it's not about being ashamed, or fitting into the standards of what "attractive" should or shouldn't be. Lambert's scars contribute to his handsomeness in my opinion rather than take away from it. i know i'm not alone in thinking this!!

i was just gonna include Lambert but decided to add my brothers too bc i love them dearly as well and they get sm shit in their universe (and even from certain "fans") for their scars. even Geralt who's scars healed Most Attractively one could say still has ppl modding his scars off. if u do this u should get thrown into the sun just saying.

ALSO!! people here that have scars and might be feeling insecure about them!! your partner(s) love you so so so much i can assure you. if they doodle you they include your scars and find you handsome/beautiful no matter what. you're not any less worthy of their love or any less attractive, they would choose you time and time again. you are resilient and they adore that about you.

misc yapping yayyy

my brain imploded bc one of my essays needed TWENTY SOURCES and tbh i think it ruined my perfectly nice research and turned it into a bloated piece of SHIT. Lambert has had to make me turn my pc off bc i've been staying up too late. don't go to college kids /hj

i wanted to update since my last post about Geralt was bad even though it was about book!Geralt but i thought i'd say that our familial relationship is still wonderful. continuing reading the books has been more difficult for me though, i might honestly just finish Crossroads of Ravens and then quarantine myself from them since they get into almost cartoonish levels of absurdity.

on that note both Eskel and Geralt are currently staying with us and it's been the best x3 they'd visit us every so often but they decided to crash for the summer. entire wolf pack is here