u/effyplog

My friends and I decided to play a round of golf on Spocco today, weather was nice, had a couple brews, life was good. Until we started… Hole 1 was unbelievable. You’d think for $40 the grounds crew would clean the greens a little… or ever! More than half the holes had minor divots in the center some were large but others were small divots it doesn’t even matter cus even a smaller divots messed up my shots and one of my friends actually rolled his ankle in the divot. We taped it and he’s fine now. Hole 17 was a complete sh*t show. Wind was blowing over 30mph (miles per hour), this was literally how fast the wind was going. It felt I was behind one of the jet turbines on a 747-8f Boeing produced in Everett Washington (friend works for Boeing - knows plans - Miguel. Speaking of Miguel he also fell off the cliff on hole 17. If you’ve ever played Spocco 17 you’d understand what I’m talking about. Cliffs all over like all over and he basically hit a chip near the edge and fell off. And don’t get me started with the Cart Girl l. Even at Belair we have cart girls… bel air is so much cheaper and we get cart girls to bring up hot dogs, sodas and sometimes hamburgers but usually the sell out earlier in the morning because when the older man player earlier in the morning and since older men usually wake up earlier anyway they get hungrier for lunch earlier in the day and order hamburgers for lunch so I usually get a hotdog and a Diet Coke. Regardless Spocco had none… NONE. I’m not here to rip Spocco apart cus Nintendo did a good job with the overall game, but for the love of allah take care of this course. If you want people to spend money on this game we need a crew that cares about this course. When I was 9 playing tee ball my coach use to tell us “hussle matters more then hits” and “don’t cut corners” and that’s exactly what Nintendo did on this course