u/different-rhymes

New linguistic theory I’m developing
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New linguistic theory I’m developing

You know how crustaceans are inclined to become more physiologically like a crab over time?

I’m developing the theory that the most popular sport in a given society is inclined to eventually be called "football".

My evidence is thus:

* the most popular sport in Ireland is football (Gaelic football)

* the most popular sport in Australia is football (Aussie rules)

* the most popular sport in USA is football (American football)

* the most popular sport in much of the rest of the world is football/fútbol/etc (association football/soccer)

Intermediate forms in the process of footballisation include Fußball and futsal

Issues with this hypothesis:

* Italians say calcio

* rugby football seems inclined to be shortened to rugby rather than football even in societies where it is the major sport, such as New Zealand

* might not apply if the most popular sport in a society doesn’t involve an inflated object e.g. Canadians prefer ice hockey which uses a puck

Thoughts?

u/different-rhymes — 1 day ago