My parents homeschooled me because they didn't want me to have friends growing up.
They said too many of my friends were dying in freak accidents for it to be just a coincidence.
u/dalonley1 — 8 hours ago
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I killed my wife on the same day that my numbers came up on the lottery.
u/dalonley1 — 2 days ago