YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!!

WHO KNOWS IF IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE, BUT IT'S DEFINITELY HYPE O'CLOCK RIGHT HERE!!! IT'S ANOTHER MLS

GAAAAAMMMEEE DAAAYYYY

AND WE ABOUT TWO OR THREE HOURS FROM GETTING THIS SHIT ROLLING!!!! TIME TO GET YOUR GEAR ON AND BE READY TO MAKE BMO JUMP!!!! COLORADO COMES TO TOWN AND WE GONNA SLOW THE RAPIDS DOWN SO SLOW THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THE LA RIVER!!!

VAAAMMMOOOOSSSSS!!!

HYPEMAN OUT

YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!!

IT'S ANOTHER MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER

GAAAAAMMMEEE DAAAYYYY!!!!!

AND EVEN THOUGH WE MAY BE JUST A COUPLE HOURS FROM KICK OFF, AND HYPEMAN MAYBE HAS BEEN A TINY BIT TOO BUSY TODAY, THERE IS ONE THING WE'RE ALL SURE OF: IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET

HYYYPPPEEEEEDDD!!!

SO LET'S FUCKING GOOOO TIME TO CRUSH SAN JOSE!!!!

HYPEMAN OUT

YOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND GLISTENING GOLDEN FAM!!! MY DUDES, DUDETTES, AND DUDEXS!!!

IT'S ANOTHER CHAMPIONS CUP

GAAAAAMMMEEE DAY!!!!

Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S UP AND KNOW THE SCORE: OUR ONCE AND FUTURE CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS AT THE BANC LAST WEEK, AND NOW THEY'VE TRAVELED TO CIUDAD DE MÉXICO TO FINISH WHAT THEY STARTED!!!

BUT OBVIOUSLY, BEING UP 3-0 IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO RELAX! THE TRULY HYPPPPEEEDDD KNOW THAT OUR JOB IS TO SEND SO MUCH HYPEITUDE TO OUR PLAYERS THAT WE DEMOLISH OUR OPPONENTS EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! IF PEOPLE ARE JUMPING FOR LA FOOTBALL CLUB HARD ENOUGH THERE'S NO CHANCE OF TAKING ANYTHING FOR GRANTED!!! LET'S GOOOOOO!!! GET ON YOUR BLACK AND GOLD GEAR AND GET LOUD, NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE!!!

¡¡¡VAMMOOOSSSSSS!!!!

HYPEMAN OUT