u/commacamellia

No seriously, what the actual fuck was his name? I have been wracking my brain for *months* trying to think of a man's name that starts with a U and isn't Ulysses. I even checked the New Zealand government's name lists for the last five years or so (both for Anglican names and Māori) and came up empty.

At this point, I'm convinced that his parents were medieval historians that were a bit too into it and named their kid Unferth.

Please drop your suggestions (both hinged and otherwise) below.