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Allotment disasters - what’s yours?
Luckily this happened minutes after my allotment neighbour left this afternoon. Decided to cover a couple of areas with sheeting for turning into beds later and grabbed a bit of decking to hold the plastic down. Unfortunately the red ants who were living there took revenge by jumping en masse down my dungarees and bit me all over my leg and arse, so I had to strip down to my pants to brush them all off. Anyone looking would have seen a mad woman with her dungarees round her ankles, slapping her naked legs and swearing incessantly!
In good news I finished digging out a new bed and am ready to take my potatoes down tomorrow.
u/chocolatepig214 — 18 hours ago