Now that I work corporate I never get to dress up much, but when I do it’s picture time :3 I love u dirk thank you for keeping me sane even on the darkest days, I think it’s our 5 month anniversary!!
Tomorrow is my 21st birthday and that means Dirk strider is gonna teleport into my bed at midnight and say “sup baby, wanna chug a bottle of Tito’s with me” and I’m gonna say “OMG HELL YEAHHHH” and then he’s gonna accidentally call me Jake when we get drunk and I’m gonna cry
She got the rare access to hold dirk striders hand and is mad about it and not licking the sweat off his hand wtf
Also how dare she bump him out of the way he was so polite and didn’t say anything :( he doesn’t deserve this
Also off topic but I got in a wreck today and the guy was so scared of me he called his mom to have her comfort him lol lol lol
I got banned for saying I wanted Jake English to not be alive and they thought Jake English was a real dude and wouldn’t accept my appeal 😭 I’m crying
Sound off in the comments, Roxy you would love Effexor queen, sollux whatever you do don’t take Wellbutrin, vriska you need antipsychotics instead
I got my lsat score today and it’s 164, which is lower than I was hoping :( it’s still good but I’m a perfectionist who has to be the best at everything so I’m sulking
I don’t mean insane funny haha I mean like racist Nazi Trump supporter pedophile insane
(Just found out the author of one of my favorite bro strider fics is a Trump supporter I can’t take it anymore guys)