u/cfcgbp

Now listen here.

I am in a time-sensitive family emergency of the highest order! My brother, Billy, is about to become an UNCLE (praise be) and I am trying to find one of them glorious Uncle Baby Billy t-shirts to gift him in celebration. BUT every shirt I can find from here to Zion keeps putting "Freeman" on the dang thing.

I do not want "Freeman" on this here shirt, ok?

"Uncle Baby Billy" is the joke. Ain't no Freeman in my brother's name. All I want is a shirt that says only "Uncle Baby Billy" with an image of the man.

If anybody seen one of these damn things out in the wild, help a desperate man out here before I lose my religion!