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Graggle and Sairgee laid out all their spoons on the pavement of the park. They are auditioning all of them to see who is the main character. They picked their chosen spoon. Then they heated up some chicken noodle soup from a can and plopped in a slice of chocolate cake. They ate that. Then they put

ice cream in their pockets and walked around town. The ice cream melted and their legs felt sticky.

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u/cats64sonic — 3 days ago
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Lost In Space

Go!

Of all the things they taught you I'm telling you this son

All the wars fought before won't compare to this one

Giant spiders prepare to take over

Here comes another mutant Suicide-Squad

You blast them out, but now you're way off course

You start to shiver and shake

I'm calling you, Houston

Am I following all the right leads?

Or am I about to get lost in space?

When my time comes

They'll write my destiny

Will you take this ride?

Communication's lost, we crash to the earth

Too late to see the giant spider monster giving birth

The future is here, and here is the future

Am I following all the right leads?

Or am I about to get lost in space?

When my time comes

They'll write my destiny

Will you take this ride?

Will you take this ride?

Will you take this ride?

Will you take this ride?

Am I following all the right leads?

Or am I about to get lost in space?

When my time comes

They'll write my destiny

Will you take this ride?

Will you take this ride with me?

Will you take this ride?

Will you take this ride?

(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Will you take this ride?

Will you take this ride?

(Me) Will you take this ride?

Will you take this ride?

Whoa, oh, oh-oh-oh

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u/cats64sonic — 3 days ago
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Graggle and Sairgee spent the morning teaching a pillow to ‘stay’. They were ecstatic and excited when the pillow stayed. Then they poured Cheerios into two bowls, and poured in tomato juice. They ate that with a side of beef jerky. Then they wanted to take a walk around town. They filled their

backpacks with water. As they walked, the backpacks leaked on them and they were cold and shivering.

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u/cats64sonic — 5 days ago
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Time Bomb

I'm gonna brag about it

I'm not gonna stay in school

I'm gonna rob and steal

Gonna break every rule

I'm a time bomb, baby

I'm a time bomb, baby, yeah, yeah

I'm a time bomb, baby

I'm a time bomb, baby, yeah, yeah

I'm gonna brag about it

Gonna kill my mom and dad

I won't be sad about it

'Cause they treat me so bad

I'm a time bomb, baby

I'm a time bomb, baby, yeah, yeah

I'm a time bomb, baby

I'm a time bomb, baby, yeah, yeah

I gonna chance to tell you off

And I'm gonna use it well

Everybody, everywhere

You can all go to hell

I'm gonna brag about it

I flunked, I didn't pass

I'm gonna brag about it

Gonna kick somebody's ass

I'm a time bomb, baby

I'm a time bomb, baby, yeah, yeah

I'm a time bomb, baby

I'm a time bomb, baby, yeah, yeah

I'm a time bomb, baby

I'm a time bomb, baby, yeah, yeah

I'm a time bomb, baby

I'm a time bomb, baby, yeah, yeah

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u/cats64sonic — 5 days ago
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Graggle and Sairgee went to Squidward’s house this morning. They gave every crumb on his kitchen counter a backstory. Then they boiled spaghetti noodles and mixed in ranch. They had that with a side of orange slices. Then they took a carton of eggs out of the fridge. They cracked the eggs with their

foreheads.

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u/cats64sonic — 6 days ago
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Connection between the ‘2010 French Open - Wheelchair men’s singles’ and ‘Wesley Montgomery’

u/cats64sonic — 6 days ago
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Doin’ Time

See the fight, old men crying, deny their ruin.

Watch them try. The cynic laughs at the optimist's closed eyes.

Darkness falls, curtain calls, the cynic's beer soon overflows.

Other watches, has a drink, and from the same cup,

They drink

I'm doin' time, how long I don't know.

William had 26, blew his brains out, now look at him.

John had only one, watch the mother mourn her only son.

I'm doin' time, how long I don't know.

I'll kiss goodbye my brain and body

And go to sleep for generations.

And go to sleep for generations.

Salvation:

Cease concentration.

You'll only lose the fight.

Don't tell me what's wrong or right!

You're losing sight.

You're just gonna die anyway!

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u/cats64sonic — 6 days ago