LPT: Buy a bidet. Especially if unexpected hookups are a possibility.
This is less a LPT about the benefits of a bidet, which everyone should already know are completely game changing as far as daily bodily functions, and more about their mostly overlooked secondary function.
A bidet, at least mine, can function as a very quick, mostly incognito (how much relates directly to the aforementioned quickness) emergency genital shower for impromptu adult activity. As anyone who has advanced beyond, or skipped right over, the "as long as I get mine" amateur hour of their carnal interactions with other consenting adults basic cleanliness, or "freshness" to use a tired marketing term, is usually step number one. [Kink shaming unintended] Of course, sometimes the daily shower is either going to be way too early or late to be helpful. Not to mention how presumptuous taking a shower can seem, or how quickly momentum can grind to a screeching halt suggesting one can be depending on the situation. From experience, I can attest to how clutch a bidet can be in those scenarios.
I doubt it's necessary but just to pad out the post, for example: Running into the cute cashier just getting off their shift as you head home after exercising at the park; the crush you've been in bed for the last three days over suddenly showing up because as soon as they arrived at the restaurant they realized who was really right for them all along; bae texting you, "my [parents/roommates/kids] are leaving in 10 minutes". In the past I would awkwardly try to splash water from the sink while standing on my tip toes only to get a cramp in my calf and accidentally bring an entire handful of water all over my pants/underwear. Now there's someone knocking and asking if I'm okay because I'm stamping my foot on the floor, look like I pissed myself, still have soap all over my dick and balls, and the sink and floor are covered in water. Not to mention still being horny so having to quietly clean everything up, make up some story about the sink spraying me ("But I fixed it don't worry") only for things to immediately stop and be asked why my dick tastes like soap. And, "Because you've got a dirty mouth," said coyly with a suggestive smirk is NOT the way to play it off.
With a bidet, the water comes to you, over the toilet and mine even has a little dryer to assist! It's quick, easy, and can be done without disrupting the natural flow of things. If you don't have a bidet, I highly recommend it!
>!(Sidenote: be careful not to accidentally blast yourself in the face trying to look down and angle correctly while rinsing off your groin)!<